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by rick_forrest
Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:45 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB Twisted Story Time
Replies: 379
Views: 22754

SPAM infections. Unfortunately, they are all having too much fun spamming themselves to...
by rick_forrest
Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:51 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB Twisted Story Time
Replies: 379
Views: 22754

...this caused a chain reaction, resulting in his gall bladder swelling to the size of a small...
by rick_forrest
Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:48 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL
Replies: 47
Views: 3402

Take a joke, man... I'd need a microscope to see 'em anyways. :lol:
by rick_forrest
Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:46 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: big spsider wrinninug around my roomar gh
Replies: 71
Views: 5226

Bravery? No, it's just fun. I've got a pet spider that lives under my bed. He crawls all over me at night. He's not one of the little ones, either... he's one of those big hairy brown ones the size of a half dollar. He's so cute... :D
by rick_forrest
Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:30 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: spoooooooon!11!!1!
Replies: 67
Views: 3965

. Lothar's vocabulary
by rick_forrest
Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:27 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB Twisted Story Time
Replies: 379
Views: 22754

...Worldwide Boredom Eradication Group unaimously declared that Lothar be executed for violating minimum word count limits, the means of execution being...
by rick_forrest
Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:17 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL
Replies: 47
Views: 3402

SURE! :D :D :D
by rick_forrest
Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:17 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: spoooooooon!11!!1!
Replies: 67
Views: 3965

C-- spoon

@)-+| not a spoon
by rick_forrest
Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:35 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL
Replies: 47
Views: 3402

roid wrote:didn't you loose one of your nuts in 'Nam or something?
What do you mean by 'lost'? You think he left it laying around somewhere? Or maybe someone borrowed it and never returned it... :P
by rick_forrest
Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:32 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: the latest buzz
Replies: 14
Views: 1063

*has an idea* Now there you go! We don't bomb 'em, we drop tons of dildos on them! :lol: that oughta get their attention...
by rick_forrest
Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:14 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB Twisted Story Time
Replies: 379
Views: 22754

...that set off WWIII, causing worldwide mass destruction and panic, rendering Bush's "war on terrorism" all for nought. Then...
by rick_forrest
Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:52 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: the latest buzz
Replies: 14
Views: 1063

That would be better than it exploding while in use... :D
by rick_forrest
Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:20 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: Question...
Replies: 80
Views: 5652

1,042.7 years old. Alternatively, 18.
by rick_forrest
Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:19 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB Twisted Story Time
Replies: 379
Views: 22754

...rick declared a nukefest, at which point everyone...
by rick_forrest
Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:17 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: spoooooooon!11!!1!
Replies: 67
Views: 3965

cryogenic stasis! :D
by rick_forrest
Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:38 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: spoooooooon!11!!1!
Replies: 67
Views: 3965

I meant, that's a little out of character for him.
by rick_forrest
Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:37 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB Twisted Story Time
Replies: 379
Views: 22754

...circumcise the hapless Gayowulf, who immediately...
by rick_forrest
Mon Oct 04, 2004 8:17 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: The guy's rules.
Replies: 35
Views: 2607

We live by rules? :o
by rick_forrest
Mon Oct 04, 2004 8:15 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: spoooooooon!11!!1!
Replies: 67
Views: 3965

Lothar wrote:you're 83.8 K short, there.
:shock: He said more than one word! Somebody nuke him.
by rick_forrest
Mon Oct 04, 2004 8:13 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: big spsider wrinninug around my roomar gh
Replies: 71
Views: 5226

Now that's an idea... who needs guard dogs when you've got foot long stick bugs and spiders the size of your hand? I'm'a buy me some. :D
by rick_forrest
Mon Oct 04, 2004 8:09 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB Twisted Story Time
Replies: 379
Views: 22754

...and quickly became constipated. To reverse this unpleasant chain of events, everyone else...
by rick_forrest
Sat Oct 02, 2004 2:34 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: spoooooooon!11!!1!
Replies: 67
Views: 3965

You never heard of THE TICK before? :shock: Wow...
by rick_forrest
Sat Oct 02, 2004 2:19 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB Twisted Story Time
Replies: 379
Views: 22754

...ketchup on his mountain oysters. But when they got there...
by rick_forrest
Sat Oct 02, 2004 2:09 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: spoooooooon!11!!1!
Replies: 67
Views: 3965

Bebbies!!! :D
by rick_forrest
Sat Oct 02, 2004 2:06 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB Twisted Story Time
Replies: 379
Views: 22754

...a pink G-string he wears whenever he...
by rick_forrest
Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:53 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB Twisted Story Time
Replies: 379
Views: 22754

...at rick's house, because...
by rick_forrest
Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:52 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: big spsider wrinninug around my roomar gh
Replies: 71
Views: 5226

Look, it's called retinal reflection... same thing that happens when you shine a light in a cat's eyes
by rick_forrest
Fri Oct 01, 2004 3:55 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB Twisted Story Time
Replies: 379
Views: 22754

...**** roid has had since he ate that nuclear waste back in...
by rick_forrest
Fri Oct 01, 2004 3:31 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: big spsider wrinninug around my roomar gh
Replies: 71
Views: 5226

Yeah, he's a Cyclops wannabe, only he used an emerald instead of a ruby.
by rick_forrest
Fri Oct 01, 2004 3:30 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB Twisted Story Time
Replies: 379
Views: 22754

...others are jealous because...

XD
by rick_forrest
Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:26 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: woman returns rental car inside aeroport
Replies: 11
Views: 919

Well, maybe they kept their nuclear waste in that closet. You never know.
by rick_forrest
Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:25 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: big spsider wrinninug around my roomar gh
Replies: 71
Views: 5226

That's right. Lasers don't run on air, y'know.
by rick_forrest
Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:22 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB Twisted Story Time
Replies: 379
Views: 22754

Alas, Big Gay Al lives with me, and therefore I...
by rick_forrest
Thu Sep 30, 2004 3:26 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB Twisted Story Time
Replies: 379
Views: 22754

Who somehow happened to barely survive the superatomic blast.
by rick_forrest
Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:21 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: woman returns rental car inside aeroport
Replies: 11
Views: 919

Interesting... but I have a question. In an article further down the page:

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) â?? A family escaped a fire that destroyed their home thanks to their toy poodle, Teddy.

...did they escape the fire thanks to their dog, or was the fire started thanks to their dog?
by rick_forrest
Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:12 pm
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: DBB Twisted Story Time
Replies: 379
Views: 22754

...H-Bombs and heroically (and suicidally) destroyed the sheep in an effort to end its misery. Suddenly...
by rick_forrest
Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:30 am
Forum: PTMC Cafe
Topic: big spsider wrinninug around my roomar gh
Replies: 71
Views: 5226

Roid's cat

That cat looks like both of my cats fused together, both in size and looks. :shock:

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