Goodbye Daddy

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:28 am

Funnay ...

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa." The father said, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. Father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers,which went like this - "God bless mommy, God bless daddy and good-bye grandma. Next day the grandmother died. My gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the Dad heard her say "God bless mommy and good-bye daddy." He practically went into shock. Couldn't sleep all night and got up at
the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch."

Stryker · Post by **Stryker** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:48 am

Ouch.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:11 pm

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:12 pm

Edit: Rofl.

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:53 pm

ROFL!!

Good one!!

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:28 pm

OWNED!!

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:55 pm

man, I didn't even see that comming... I must be slipping in my old age..

Nice one

*Javed* · Post by ***Javed*** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:00 pm

rotfl. owned.

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:54 pm

i don't know, i had heard it many times before. maybe that's just me though..

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:14 pm

lmao, a new spin on that one.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:33 pm

I finally got it

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:19 pm

woodchip wrote:I finally got it

Congrats!

XSabre · Post by **XSabre** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:10 pm

lmao!

Phaser · Post by **Phaser** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:22 am

ROFL!!! NICE!! funny pic BTW 2...Funny...ok...all funny

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:29 am

It's from Big Fish.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:22 am

MD...whose yo daddy.

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:28 am

Goes to show how popular "Big Fish" was. I liked it.

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:55 am

Hehe- I saw big fish, but didn't remember the joke.

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:48 am

snoopy wrote:Hehe- I saw big fish, but didn't remember the joke.

x2

that movie sucked, the whole time I was watching it I was hoping for the end to come.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:55 am

LMAO. nice!