Snigglets

Fusion pimp · Post by **Fusion pimp** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 11:47 am

The Washington Post's Snigglet Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2003
winners:

intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little
sign of breaking down in the near future.

foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.

giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.

inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a
serious bummer.

decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming
only things that are good for you.

glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.

arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the
fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an â?¢â?¢â?¢â?¢â?¢â?¢â?¢.

Viralphrame · Post by **Viralphrame** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 11:53 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Fusion pimp:
 arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

roflmao!

Poozilla · Post by **Poozilla** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:19 pm

sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

HEHEHEHE great!

Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Admiral Thrawn** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:22 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little
sign of breaking down in the near future. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

this one is my favorite!

Korrupt's Krib
http://www.korrupted.net

MehYam · Post by **MehYam** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 1:39 pm

memnants: the little bits of candy at the bottom of a bag of M&M's

cashole: someone who refuses to tip

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:00 pm

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

hahahah

roid · Post by **roid** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 1:42 am

they were all neat

but i'd heard "sarchasm" described on usenet for years.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 2:35 am

UNDERDOG: The most unpleasant part of a dog.

MAHATMA: An expression used by someone looking for their hat when they discover it on their head.

TOASTICLES: The crumbs found in the bottom of a toaster.

OXYMORON: An especially stupid ox.

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 5:54 am

how about this one?
Fulck to **** someone in the ass when you are feeling sad.

Tured red fecal matter!

Farat a rat that just farted!

Nurd a sick sombination of a NERD and a TURD!?!?!?!