Junk e-mail type thing.....Read....It's fun

[Phaser]

> > Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
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> > I'm 13 years old, and I wished
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> > the army, because he'd been having
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> > I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
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> > My name is Ann and I am 45 years
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> > 9:10 AM on a Trust Me Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
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> > a FedEx delivery man came into my
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> > Just scroll down to the end, but
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> > while you do, think of a wish.
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> > Make your wish when you have completed
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> > scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
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> > However, if you don't send this to
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully....it
can be very rewarding!!!!
If you send this to 10 more
people, other than the 5 that you
already have to send to, something
major that you've been wanting
will happen.
Message: This is scary!
The phone will ring right after
you do this

[Dedman]

Die!

[Phaser]

NO!

[Kiran]

*Phone rings*

[Juggernaut]

for morons only...

[Hattrick]

WOW!
my phone did ring!

A nice nigerian man said that if I helped him recover his inheretance of 10,000,000 dollars he would share it with me! all I had to do was send a private company 2,500 to finish off the claim!

just think! in 10 days i will be recieving 5,000,000 and it only cost me an act of kindness.

[dissent]

Hey wait! That 10 million belongs to Yasser Arafat's widow!!

Stop, thief !!!

[Krom]

$10 million? Pffft, is that all? Sheesh, someone told me I could get my hands on 20% of $93 million if I helped them bribe a government official for $3,000. I sent them a 1000 sheet roll of toilet paper marked as $3 dollars with George W's face printed on it.

[Lobber]

No you didn't! You just sent them a regular toilet paper roll! Admit it! Used even~!

[Floyd]

WOW!
my phone did ring!

A nice nigerian man said that if I helped him recover his inheretance of 10,000,000 dollars he would share it with me! all I had to do was send a private company 2,500 to finish off the claim!

http://archive.gamespy.com/dailyvictim/index.asp?id=278
ends like:
http://archive.gamespy.com/dailyvictim/index.asp?id=289

[Robo]

I get 29 of these every day. Ugh.

[Mobius]

If that's your definition of fun: YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE!

[Beowulf]

IB4TL BIATCH! *HONK HONK*

[Vertigo 99]

Let me just squeeze in right here before the lock, riiiiight, that's greeaaaat.

[Krom]

*yawn* @ this, just lock it already.

[Defender]

w00t, IB4TL x2

[Lothar]

The phone will ring right after you do this.

"Hey, idiot, don't send me spam!"

Dang, that's not what I wished for!

[Floyd]

curious. when exactly did you guys discover this annoying "IBTL"?

[Krom]

I think it was a couple weeks ago.

[Stryker]

Actually, it was months if not years ago.

[Defender]

Year ago:
phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=44561#44561

[Krom]

Yeah, but it just re-surfaced within the last few weeks.

[Lothar]

It's due to the frequent opportunties for its use recently...

[Vertigo 99]

i dunno, i've been saying "ib4tl" for years; it never really caught on tho.

I guess most people just thought I was an idiot

[Lothar]

On a related note:
http://www.missmab.com/comics/Vol171.htm

[Vertigo 99]

THANK YOU SIR THAT WAS HILARIOUS

[Pun]

fags. IATL.