What was your first thought when you woke up today?

TheCope · Post by **TheCope** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:37 am

"Who are you, again?"

roid · Post by **roid** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:31 am

"don't forget the dream..."

(i then proceeded to write it down. it had carnivals, midgets and pub fights since you asked)

suicide eddie · Post by **suicide eddie** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:40 am

`oooh no not again`

MidiV · Post by **MidiV** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:51 am

Like Suicide eddie: "O nooo... not again!"

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:55 am

"The screen door slams, mary's dress waves. like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays....." ect ect. Friggin annoying.

Followed by " i hope we've got Optalgin (similar to Tylanol) in the house" 'cause i hit the bottle a tad forcefully. Wednesday is my "out" night.

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:59 am

"why the fack was I dreaming about her again?"

Sirius · Post by **Sirius** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:09 am

Exam, probably.

Hahnenkam · Post by **Hahnenkam** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:20 am

Same thing every weekday: "Do I really have to get up now? Maybe I can sleep a little longer."

The best is when you wake up in a heart-pounding panic and can't remember what day it is, why you set the alarm and what exactly you're supposed to be doing that day.

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:28 am

4:30?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:34 am

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:18 am

"Tired. Gotta call that guy who has my driver's ed certificate."

Stryker · Post by **Stryker** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:21 am

"Aw crumb. Another one of these."

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:37 am

"mmmmm... wife... snuggles..."

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:46 am

"I don't wanna get up... ugh..."

Hattrick · Post by **Hattrick** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:56 am

D*mn dog!

Defender · Post by **Defender** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:59 am

CUDA wrote:4:30?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Dammit, it's 10:30 already...

Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Admiral Thrawn** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:06 am

Animals Feeding, but I didn't know if this one qualifies NHB or not. According to the photographer, this deer was road kill so they brought it up to the lion sanctuary to feed it to them. They removed a fawn that was halfway out after the accident, but they didn't know she had triplets. I thought this was pretty interesting to see. Apparently, the kids watching the lions feed got an eyeful, but weren't really freaked out.

http://www.pbase.com/jody_melanson/warning

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:34 am

That was the first thing you thought of? Good grief!!

Aggressor Prime · Post by **Aggressor Prime** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:23 am

"Is Descent 4 really here? Oh, just a dream."

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:28 am

"Am I wet?"

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:48 am

"It's noon...what are you going to do today?...everyone is still friggin' out of town. You've got no money and no job. I'm going to beat off."

s. · Post by s. » Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:21 am

Man I gotta pee

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:02 pm

"Ugh"

Defender · Post by **Defender** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:03 pm

Beowulf wrote:I'm going to beat off.

TMI

Darkside Heartless · Post by **Darkside Heartless** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:04 pm

"hmm, 6:30, I have to leave at 7:00...... 20 more minutes wouldn't hurt. zZzZzZzZzZzZzZz"

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:43 pm

"Damn garage door opener waking me up at 11..."

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:00 pm

Why the fack is my brother crashing around at this hour... oh crap its noon. fack

bash · Post by **bash** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:17 pm

"Saigon. Sh|t, I'm still in Saigon."

SolidAir · Post by **SolidAir** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:38 pm

I thought to myself that I should get out of bed at 7:36am, considering I should have left for summer school at around 7:25am. I was only a few minutes late.

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:52 pm

Only 1 PM? Woot, day off...

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:58 pm

"Good.. I can sleep another hour....." WHACK!

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:23 am

Well the first thing i said this early morning was "fuqing hell Tal wake up!!!" Tal being my wife that is, who has been recovering from a nasty nasal passage operation for the last two weeks. My expletives and sense of urgency was brought about by the copious amounts of blood that was pouring from her nose and was covering the pair of us. It looked like a friggin slaughterhouse.

Anyway i spent most of the day at the hospital, turns out that that theres a small complication but nothing to worry about.

So it's me and the kids for the next few days...P A R T Y...

Jeff250 · Post by **Jeff250** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:53 am

"Where's the Febreze..."

Tricord · Post by **Tricord** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:21 am

TheCope · Post by **TheCope** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:15 am

"I wish the phuq the receptionist wasn't married. She brings it on 14 levels."

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:19 am

"AARRGGGHHH....★■◆●ing pager...I'm going to throw the ★■◆●ing thing in the toilet and kill the person who paged me!!!"

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:42 am

Damn those firm brown titties weren't real...

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:41 am

I went to bed at 5 and still managed to wake up at 12:30. I hate my life.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:42 am

"aw dammit... not again"

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:50 am

No mommy, not there!

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