What To Do With Saddam

bash · Post by **bash** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 10:14 am

Here's an interesting editorial from the Arab News (I'm really beginning to like this news source although it's a bit two-minded in regard to America.) This is a more complicated question to ponder than one would initially think. Plus, I love the Churchill quote.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>What to Do With Saddam? The Debate Has Begun
Amir Taheri, Arab News Staff

PARIS, 17 December 2003 â?? When the Nazi leaders were captured by allied troops at the end of the World War II, Winston Churchill knew what had to be done.

â??Hang the dogs,â?

Kyouryuu · Post by **Kyouryuu** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:01 pm

I still think it would have been easier to shoot the coward and find out who he was later. Remember Ixnay and Quday (or whoever they were?).

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:37 pm

They were just the two other heads attached to the snake, why settle for the heads when we have the snake now?

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:43 pm

What to do with Saddam?

Fly me over there, give me a pistol and ill shoot him.

There, thats one way we can end this debate.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 8:13 pm

Two words: Dunk tank.

Vander · Post by **Vander** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 8:43 pm

Simple. Take him to the center of Baghdad.... and let him go.

bash · Post by **bash** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:00 pm

I dunno, I think there's a fortune to be made from a reality TV show with him, Noriega and Milosevic in a Malibu beachhouse. Watch the fur fly!

*Hey! Which one of you despots ate the last of the pastries that Jacques sent me?!1*

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:17 pm

We should make him president of the U.N. or France as punishment. That way he'll be harmless!

De Rigueur · Post by **De Rigueur** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:35 pm

That's the best idea I've heard in a long time.

Keep 'em comin'.

Fezzik · Post by **Fezzik** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:47 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Vander:
Simple. Take him to the center of Baghdad.... and let him go.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes! That's what I've been saying all along... drop him in downtown Baghdad with a dozen Louisville sluggers.

Kyouryuu · Post by **Kyouryuu** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:02 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Vander:
Simple. Take him to the center of Baghdad.... and let him go.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

... from 35,000 feet.

PantyRaider · Post by **PantyRaider** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 3:12 pm

Now THATS the best idea i have heard , Sol.!!

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 5:17 pm

While I am one to gleefully send Saddam to his demise, there is a problem with that. The day he dies...he becomes a martyr. I think the Iraqi's should handle and mete out what justice they deem best for uncle Saddam. They should have a trial and expose to all those anti-war and socialist liberals the extent of the mans crimes. Exhibit in exquisit detail the rapes and tortures that were done at his and his dememted sons behest. Let those that think they still support this monster be shamed by what is presented. If it takes the rest of Saddams lifetime to showcase what a abominable inhuman person he is, so be it. Maybe after awhile the magnitude of what he has wrought will finally sink into that walled off human part of Saddam's brain. When the realization that humanity thinks of him as no great person of stature, then condemn him to life in prison. Death will be but a gift for him.

MehYam · Post by **MehYam** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 6:32 pm

Judge Judy.

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 10:00 pm

i say , do everything he had done to the people. lets see, this includes, dropping him from a rooftop, whipping, beating with heavy sticks and poles, raping him

, uhh....he doesnt have any daughters does he? if so rape them aswell in front of him, id have to look up the things he did to people. thats what i would do.

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:12 pm

Then that makes you no better then him.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:31 am

How bout we hand him over to Nirv and Sicko along with a box of gerbils?

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:30 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Tyranny:
Then that makes you no better then him.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hey hey, i just gave my opinion.

no need to put me down for it

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:57 pm

Drop him off somewhere in North Carolina with a "Earnhardt was a *****" t-shirt on and tell people he was responsible for Dale's death.

Vander · Post by **Vander** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:27 pm

"and tell people he was responsible for Dale's death."

Heh, and moron America would probably believe it.

Deadmeat · Post by **Deadmeat** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:33 pm

No, Dedman. He wouldn't last 5 seconds. They'd run over him repeatedly with a '53 Packard Clipper.

But seriously, I totally agree with Woodchip. Killing him would turn him into a martyr which would please his still remaining followers and apologists to no end. He should be locked up in a prison something like Leavenworth where he can sit and think about it for the rest of his miserable existance.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:44 pm

I say again: DUNK TANK!!!

24/7 until the guy croaks.

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 9:50 pm

Vader is on to something. Here's how to get justice and rebuild Iraq. We set up a dunk tank with Saddam over a pool of sulfuric acid, and charge 25 cents for people to chuck a ball at the target. Boom...money into Iraq's economy and instant morale-booster. Its perfect!

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:41 pm

LOL!!, well if they hit the target ( unless its welded stiff ) Saddam dies with no info

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:42 pm

You do it AFTER you get what info you can from him, not before, der

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 11:31 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Beowulf:
Vader is on to something. Here's how to get justice and rebuild Iraq. We set up a dunk tank with Saddam over a pool of sulfuric acid, and charge 25 cents for people to chuck a ball at the target. Boom...money into Iraq's economy and instant morale-booster. Its perfect!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That would kill him way too quick. I was thinking somewhere along the lines of a world dunk-tank tour where saddam is in a dunk tank, with all the money collected to help pay for some of the deficit were creating to fund the iraq occupation.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Dec 27, 2003 3:23 pm

Make him work in a soup kitchen.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Sat Dec 27, 2003 6:29 pm

No, that would be no good either. He'd be accused by Bush of trying to make WMD out of the chicken noodle again and we'd end up invading the kitchen he was in to steal their oil and...er...nevermind.

A dunk tank would be fun and educational!

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 7:30 pm

aight, the oil cheap shots are getting a little old and retarded....

Couver · Post by **Couver** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 11:16 am

I think they should hand em over to Saudi Arabia or better yet Kuwati. Let his fellow Arabs give him thier brand of justice and not have to deal with trials and such.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 9:45 pm

How bout this...

Drop him in the middle of New York Central Park in a "Little Bo Peep" outfit and mount cameras everywhere to catch the footage. Then mount an electrified fence all the way around and charge admission to hunt him down armed only with a cattle prod.

Upon capture, you are permitted to do anything you want to do to him short of anything lethal. (because that would spoil the fun for everyone else) Once you run this for a couple of days....go on a nation-wide tour.

Then when the tour is finished, duct tape claymore mines to him (facing towards him of course), drop him in the middle of Arizona and hold an auction on who gets the remote detonator to blow his ass to pieces.

We'd have our fun with Saddam, and be rich as hell while we're at it! Then take that money, and put it to good use....like give it all to NASA.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:39 am

Bath him in liquified pig fat

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 1:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by [NuB] Dedman:
Bath him in liquified pig fat<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And if you feel particularly nasty, cut him in several places and make sure the fat is extra salty.

Heckler · Post by **Heckler** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 8:31 pm

For starters:

Seriously though, I think it would be best if he was tried in his own country by his own people. Justice in Muslim countries tends to be quick and harsh, the last thing we need is for a long drawn out trial that would happen if he was tried in an international court.

PantyRaider · Post by **PantyRaider** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 7:37 pm

Get Robert DeNiro, and a BaseBall Bat. Remember the "Untouchables"?
Ahhh .... Americas Past time. Maybe Dig Babe Ruth up and give him a swing.

Darkside Heartless · Post by **Darkside Heartless** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 9:03 pm

Think acupuncture
only with 5 inch long neeedles