the good news... and the bad news.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:03 pm

The bad news is that cats eat geckos.

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:25 pm

The good news is that cats are immune to AIDS

Sarge · Post by **Sarge** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:37 pm

The bad news is that Dedman isn't

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:27 pm

The good news is, neither is Ace

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:09 pm

The bad news is that there will now be an epidemic of CAT AIDS!

Kiran · Post by **Kiran** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:14 pm

The good news is that the epidemic will last seven days.

Chro · Post by **Chro** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:27 pm

The bad news is that the situation is back... or is it.

Jon the Great · Post by **Jon the Great** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:54 pm

The good news is, sadly, not worth it.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:32 pm

And the bad news, ironically, is ...

fliptw · Post by **fliptw** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:36 pm

That its the only good news.

roid · Post by **roid** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:39 pm

the bad news is now a news channel

Aus-RED-5 · Post by **Aus-RED-5** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:56 pm

The only good news is NO news at all!

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:03 am

But there is lotsa news and its all bad right now.

roid · Post by **roid** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:08 am

which is good news for ratings

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:24 am

But bad news because Stingy's boyfriend was hit by a comet.

Kiran · Post by **Kiran** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:13 pm

Good news is he saved the earth from destruction.

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:50 pm

The bad news is that the inhabbitants are inherintly stupid so the Earth is still doomed because Marvin The Martian is on his way.

Sapphire Wolf · Post by **Sapphire Wolf** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:11 pm

The Good news. I bought 2 Gundam DVDs today

Money! · Post by **Money!** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:04 pm

The bad news is that you spent all your retirement money.

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:48 am

The good news is that his retirement fund was only $5.42.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:13 am

The bad news is that it was 5.42 CDN.

Sting_Ray · Post by **Sting_Ray** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:48 pm

But the good news is that it's worth 6,256,479 Turkish Lira.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:59 pm

The bad news is that Turkey is pwned by France and ... well we all know what that means

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:12 pm

The good news is the comet just took out France!

Hahnenkam · Post by **Hahnenkam** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:18 pm

The bad news is no more Audrey Tautou.

Sarge · Post by **Sarge** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:46 pm

The good news is that we don't know who she is.

Sarge · Post by **Sarge** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:46 pm

And the bad news is we're prolly gonna find out!

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:25 pm

The good news is that we do know she gives great ****.

roid · Post by **roid** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:32 pm

the bad news is "HUGS" is a censored word.

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:47 pm

The good news is, at least it wasn't "farts"...

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:51 pm

The bad news it sure smells like one.

Muffalicious · Post by **Muffalicious** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:08 pm

The good news is that I have air-freshner right here.

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:49 am

the bad news i replaced Muff's airfresher with shaving foam...

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:10 am

The good news is (Oh yeah!) I think she likes the shaving foam.

Aus-RED-5 · Post by **Aus-RED-5** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:24 am

The bad news is what she's gonna do to ya with it!

Oh wait.. that could be good news?? heh

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:18 am

The good news is that I can be a true artist with a razor and some shaving cream

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:26 am

The bad news is Muff has a REALLY hair buttox; a razor isn't going to be enough!

Muffalicious · Post by **Muffalicious** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:30 am

The good news is my buttox is not that big so it won't take long!

(hey wait I have no hair in those areas)

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:44 am

The bad news is that I doubt I will ever get to verify that

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:07 am

the good news is that will_kill is going to take Icey out on a date!