Um, yeah...

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:49 pm

http://www.timetravelfund.com/

I may just do this

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:51 pm

With my luck, I would be getting laid when they took me.

De Rigueur · Post by **De Rigueur** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:08 pm

Iceman wrote:With my luck, I would be getting laid when they took me.

With your luck, you'll never get laid.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:24 pm

Sorry dude ... U R so wrong

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:01 pm

Hahah thats actually a good way to make a quick buck.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:03 pm

So THATS where the last of the delorians went!

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:05 pm

Must be where STRESSTEST went too..

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:32 pm

oh gawd ... he's off to the future to corrupt our kids! o_0

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:18 am

Grendel wrote:Must be where STRESSTEST went too..

LOL!

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:04 pm

Bookmarked

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:39 pm

I like this idea better then the freezing your head after you die scams.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:02 pm

Q: How does this work?
A: Current scientific theory states that Time Travel may be possible, however the technology is a long way off.

Sorry. Wrong.

There is nothing in science which supports that view. Recently, I have been to a lecture called the "Arrow Of Time" at a local university. The lecture was given by a student of Linus Pauling, himself now one of the world's leading authorities on time.

Quite simply, the arrow of time flows in one direction, and it cannot flow in a different direction. Additionally, it is not possible, under any existing theories, to travel in time, except in the way we are ALREADY travelling in time.

What a preposterous theory: pay future people to bring you forward - LOL. In THAT time, you are dead, and therefore do not own anything! Your funds are free to be absorbed by the government, as "dead money" is claimed today. Even if you have descendants - yeah, those guys are REALLY likely to bring you forwards TO SPEND THEIR MONEY!

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:57 pm

Mobius, for someone so smart, you seem to have forgotten the definition of satire.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:57 pm

wow you are the UBeR SMARTAY PANST Mobiuth!

De Rigueur · Post by **De Rigueur** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:00 pm

I have a book called Time's Arrow, by Huw Price (U of Sydney). In an epigraph he quotes Marx which sums it all up:

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Money! · Post by **Money!** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:44 pm

lol@Mobi

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:23 pm

Mobius wrote:.... yeah, those guys are REALLY likely to bring you forwards TO SPEND THEIR MONEY!

(couldn't resist)

>wow that sized wierd<

De Rigueur · Post by **De Rigueur** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:42 pm

LOL
nice pic!

jakee308 · Post by **jakee308** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:59 pm

hey mister! can you spare 10 bucks for a cup of coffee?

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:03 am

Snicker

Sting_Ray · Post by **Sting_Ray** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:12 pm

Hmm comparing time to an arrow eh Mobi? Last I checked, arrows alter their trajectory when they come across a gravity source.. Then so will time. Arrows can theoretically change direction, so therefore time can too.

See! I can make up bogus theories and swear by them too!

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:14 pm

Actually, I realized this doesn't really work. The fact that the poeple who've already signed up for this haven't been whisked off to the future already indicates that A. time-travel will never be possible or B. this particular fund will die out before it is possible.

Jon the Great · Post by **Jon the Great** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:09 am

LOL this one is my favorite so far.