Behemoth's official top 20 pilots of d3

Hattrick · Post by **Hattrick** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:03 am

Everybody sing!

"Stroke,stroke,stroke that ego
stroke it all the time.
Stroke, stroke, stroke that ego
Have yourself a good time."

Jebus peeps it's an online game for gods sake.
I mean who really gives a rats azz who is the best at this game.

really all this top ten pilot BS is so open to interpetation that there is no way to guess at who would be the top ten.

please, someone put a bullet in this thread.

welcome to page 5

fyrephlie · Post by **fyrephlie** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:42 am

[spoiler]5 pages?!?!?![/spoiler]

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:53 am

Anyone else find this thread that was started with a more serious intention to be far more amusing then the gag threads?

whuppinboy · Post by **whuppinboy** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:49 pm

Behemoth · Post by **Behemoth** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:22 pm

hahaha, i didn't even expect it to go as far as 5 pages.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:30 pm

Behemoth wrote:hahaha, i didn't even expect it to go as far as 5 pages.

Neither did I. Though I might suggest that you and JF find neutral corners.

TheCope · Post by **TheCope** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:31 pm

MD-2389 wrote:Though I might suggest that you and JF find neutral corners.

What do you mean "neutral"? They both clearly belong on the same throne: "I'm the king of 50 people!"

BUBBALOU · Post by **BUBBALOU** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:47 pm

isn't pheni envy grand?

I really miss the Jesus Freak says" hold still and let me kill you at least once!!" in D3 games

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:22 pm

GO THREAD GO!

Nirvana · Post by **Nirvana** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:16 am

Behemoth wrote: that's why i put ryujin in the list at #2, Furthermore i really dont need approval of a DESCENT list by someone who doesnt play anymore, so please dont add criticism.

nigga please, I'm #2

fyrephlie · Post by **fyrephlie** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:19 am

++ w000000000t ++

seriously, why is this thread 5 pages???

Sirius · Post by **Sirius** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:57 am

Because people posted more than 160 or so times, mainly.

Descent may take 6 months to get okay at, but it takes far more than that to master.

Kind of like chess.

Suncho · Post by **Suncho** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:21 am

Nirvana wrote:
Behemoth wrote: that's why i put ryujin in the list at #2, Furthermore i really dont need approval of a DESCENT list by someone who doesnt play anymore, so please dont add criticism.
nigga please, I'm #2

He's right. =/

Suncho · Post by **Suncho** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:21 am

Krom wrote:Anyone else find this thread that was started with a more serious intention to be far more amusing then the gag threads?

My gag thread rocked.

Behemoth · Post by **Behemoth** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:57 pm

Suncho wrote:
Krom wrote:Anyone else find this thread that was started with a more serious intention to be far more amusing then the gag threads?
My gag thread rocked.

I disagree

And btw nirvana is #2 in my opinion.

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:15 am

Why isn't redbone on that list? He is the driving force behind Descent Excellence!

Nirvana · Post by **Nirvana** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:25 pm

In all of our hearts, I'm really #1 though

TheCope · Post by **TheCope** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:52 pm

I'm #3,874 on a good day. The infamous, Bill Johnson.

Palzon · Post by **Palzon** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:03 pm

For the record, I wouldn't rank myself top 100, but I know that Jesus Freak couldn't hang with any ROX member on his best day, never could, never will, and should stop dreaming.

Behemoth · Post by **Behemoth** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:08 pm

what about FIST then?

Nirvana · Post by **Nirvana** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:27 pm

This FIST was made for penetratin', and that's just what it'll do... One of these days this FIST is gonna penetrate all up in you!

Sarge · Post by **Sarge** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:13 pm

FIST?

Weren't they like the Traveling Wilburys of Descent?

Weeeeeeeeeee!

whuppinboy · Post by **whuppinboy** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:11 pm

Jesus Freak · Post by **Jesus Freak** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:24 pm

Palzon wrote:For the record, I wouldn't rank myself top 100, but I know that Jesus Freak couldn't hang with any ROX member on his best day, never could, never will, and should stop dreaming.

1 on 1 Palzon? I'm eager to play you to see a ROX in action. Heck, throw Genghis or Hostile at me. I know what I have done against ROX. History is not daydreaming, never was, never will be.

Money! · Post by **Money!** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 3:22 pm

Yea from my memory Jesus Freak wouldn't do too badly against some ROX members I've played... but that is my experience exclusively online. Palzon has gotten alot better in the last two years.

Behemoth · Post by **Behemoth** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:57 pm

Palzon will whipe the floor with...... heh i wont say.

TheCope · Post by **TheCope** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:27 pm

this has to be comedy.

Birdseye · Post by **Birdseye** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:37 pm

nirv, you're #1 in my pants

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:58 pm

I have number 2 in my pants

Nirvana · Post by **Nirvana** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:10 pm

C***seye, what a coincidence: I get a boner over me too!

Birdseye · Post by **Birdseye** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:40 pm

huh? i was talking about how i store your urine in my pants.

dude, you're gross.

Nirvana · Post by **Nirvana** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:48 pm

Cleveland steamer?

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:51 pm

Tough on dirt. Wait...wha?

fyrephlie · Post by **fyrephlie** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:11 pm

Birdseye wrote:huh? i was talking about how i store your urine in my pants.

dude, you're gross.

wait... he's gross but you are storing his urine in your pants??? what a kind of double standard are you.... oh whatever. ++ with the rest of you.

Sirius · Post by **Sirius** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:51 am

...joking? :)

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:00 am

aaaahahahahahaha

Clayman · Post by **Clayman** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:15 pm

I've almost always held well against monkey,

Online is one thing. On LAN is another. I beat Monkey twice in a row in summer of '04 online, but that doesn't really mean anything - he'd destroy me on LAN, even on my best day. Monk should definitely be higher.

Anyone else find this thread that was started with a more serious intention to be far more amusing then the gag threads?

Endless speculation and online ego-stroking is fun, especially to watch.

Jesus Freak · Post by **Jesus Freak** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:42 am

I agree with Clayman. LAN is very different from on-line, and Monkey kicks major *** on it.

Postcount++++++ go go page 6!!!!1

fyrephlie · Post by **fyrephlie** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:46 am

page 6 is just around teh corner!!! keep it up folks. don't let her die. i wanna see a single pointless post at the top of page six. WHAT AM I PAYING YOU PEOPLE FOR GET BACK TO WORK!!!

Hattrick · Post by **Hattrick** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:03 am

good morning all!
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