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Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:36 pm

some one threw a duck at me from a passing car... Who throws ducks at people!?!?!?

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:08 pm

did he look like ernie?

TigerRaptor · Post by **TigerRaptor** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:12 pm

Doesn't that just drive you quackers.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 9:06 pm

I hope it wasn't frozen

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:03 pm

Dedman wrote:I hope it wasn't frozen

No! It was a living, full grown duck!

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:25 pm

quick, if you got the license number - call PETA.

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:43 pm

dissent wrote:quick, if you got the license number - call PETA.

I would have called the cops if i did get their number. They were going too fast and it was at 11:30pm

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:56 pm

Did he yell \"DUCK!!\" before throwing said duck?

Did the duck yell AFLAC by chance?

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:01 pm

well.. get a concealed weapons permit and start carrying a shotgun.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:03 pm

Damn, apparently it just be raining ducks in your town.

TigerRaptor · Post by **TigerRaptor** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:32 am

Next thing you know it could be a Canadian goose coming through your window, and you know how Canadians are.

Diedel · Post by **Diedel** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:23 am

Did it have chicken's influenza (or whatever it is called in English)?

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:40 am

WTF? A duck? From a truck? What luck! F a Duck From A Truck.

Yuck.

(huck huck huck)

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:00 pm

Diedel wrote:Did it have chicken's influenza (or whatever it is called in English)?

Bird flu...

RoBoT · Post by **RoBoT** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:39 pm

I think whoever threw that duck was a total quack.

Let's see...how many duck puns does that make?

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:23 pm

If you were injured you should send him the Bill.

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:09 am

oh my god