Japanese fighting movie: Yonkyo - omfg it hurts.

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Japanese fighting movie: Yonkyo - omfg it hurts.

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I’ve been taking Aikido since Christmas and I think
it’s the perfect martial art for me. Are you trained
for any kind of combat, dueling, or self
defense?

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Aikido: \"The way of harmonious spirit\". A form of self-defence performed with or without weapons (a bokken, bo, or jo, for practice), now recognized as a sport.

Watch aikido in action!
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Post by Testiculese »

Look, it's a white (belt) boy!

I took Tang Soo Do, I stayed with it until I got my green belt w/2 stripes, then I started chasing women.
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Post by WarAdvocat »

kinda off topic, but Isaac I get the impression you're from an affluent family.
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Aren't you supposed to be wearing a dress in Aikido?
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I know how to spray people in the eyes with WD-40 and kick them in the nuts and run.

I call this the \"Chin gaow get off my wallet technique\".
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JMEaT wrote:I know how to spray people in the eyes with WD-40 and kick them in the nuts and run.

I call this the "Chin gaow get off my wallet technique".
lmao!

your socks are dirty isaac and aren't you supposed to be bare footed anyway? ;)
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Post by Unix »

He's doing the Arching Toe technique.
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Unix wrote:He's doing the Arching Toe technique.
ROFL!

It definitely hasn't helped him to lose weight so far. :P
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I have a black belt in Origami.
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Post by Dakatsu »

I used to have a big stick to whack people in the head when I walk home from school, although now adays I carry a knife to prevent me from getting attacked by a gang again (sticks don't work against 5-6 people, but a knife scares them off).
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I took Tae Kwon Do from some dude who wasn't that good IMO anyway. I never went back to pick up my yellow belt. Parents pissed cus I wasted their money, but I tend to do that alot anyway.

BTW: You look like a black dude from the 70's.
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Top Wop wrote:BTW: You look like a black dude from the 70's.
I AM a black man from the 70s!



Lose weight? What?? I look hot!
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I box.
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Jeff250 wrote:Aren't you supposed to be wearing a dress in Aikido?
Referring to a hakama, I presume?

Aikido is certainly interesting to watch. I have a brown belt in Tang Soo Do and Hapkido.

And the martial arts are about defense, not fighting, grasshopper.
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dissent wrote:And the martial arts are about defense, not fighting, grasshopper.
I can turn invisible :shock: waiyaa!

Aikido isn't about winning. In fact if i want to spar at all, i have to find some one who isnt an aikidist. This makes it hard to spar if the other guy is studying Filipino Kick boxing.
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Post by Top Gun »

Google Video also had this on the sidebar. Holy crap! :o

Isaac, the guy in that first video was freakin' amazing.
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Top Gun wrote:Google Video also had this on the sidebar. Holy crap! :o

Isaac, the guy in that first video was freakin' amazing.
I use to be able to move like that.
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Post by Isaac »

Top Gun wrote:Google Video also had this on the sidebar. Holy crap! :o

Isaac, the guy in that first video was freakin' amazing.
omg! lol yeah i saw that but i think that's just for movie kung fu..,. wich is totaly cool!!

lol watch this
WTF Tae Kwon Do vs Kyokushin Karate
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... ae+Kwon+Do
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My wife and I recently started Kendo training under Yoshi-tsugu Murosako, who is featured in the book The Warrior's Path. Neither of us is very good right now, but we're improving. I expect to get at least the first part of my Bogu by the end of summer.
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Post by Isaac »

Ya know lothar, you're taking a martial art i think connects with mine. Aikido uses bokens (or bokkens.. god knows) but i don't think they teach all of the sword fighting techniques kendo teaches. I know it's also a Japanese style so i think there might be some similarities as far as respect and formalities. And i also know that Aikido derives from jujitsu so i might get some of the sword play basics that are taught in kendo. I know that learning kendo wont make me a better aikidoist, but i think it will complete a gap of knowledge i'd like to have. Still... i need to read more to be sure, and i wont start (i mean add) another martial art until i've been with Aikido for more than two or three years.
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take won do, black belt 2nd degree
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Post by Isaac »

Zero! wrote:take won do, black belt 2nd degree
lol shouldn't you be able to spell Tae Kwon Do with your skill? :P
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Post by []V[]essenjah »

I call mine, the punch 'em in the face till they bleed technique. :D
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Post by Isaac »

Isn't that the Jay and silet bob technique?

Snootch to the motha fukin duce!!
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Post by Zero! »

Isaac wrote:
Zero! wrote:take won do, black belt 2nd degree
lol shouldn't you be able to spell Tae Kwon Do with your skill? :P
funny u should ask, i dropped out cuz of bad grades ;p
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I used to fight all the time, then my penis grew and I realized I didn't have to prove myself to anyone.
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Post by Isaac »

What? put a bayonet at the end of it? :P
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Post by TIGERassault »

All you need to know is this move, then you wont be attacked by anyone ever again.
http://www.digitalfog.com/gallery/image ... _peach.jpg
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Post by Will Robinson »

I can consistantly put three 185 grain hollow points rounds in a ten inch circle at seven yards drawing from a concealed holster in 3 seconds....

So keep your monkee paws off of my peach! ;)
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I have a yellow belt from a karate class I took for college credit. That means I showed up. :wink:
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Post by HighOctane_Jared »

What Kyu are you in Aikido Isaac?
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Post by Isaac »

Oh man.. im so new. Oh and im so bad at every move. Half the time i wonder why my instructor dosnt just shoot me. But to answer your question, I havn’t bothered taking a single test yet. In fact I think I have a long way… i have trouble remembering the moves.
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Post by roid »

if it looks like you are going to fight. get naked first.

surprise nudity solves all, and has PERKS. PERKS!
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Post by Isaac »

roid! You stole that idea from cops!!! :P

yes i can't fight... but i can protect my ownership of the remote and fruit from my friends. If someone grabs something from me i can use their force against them.
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Eh, take all the martial arts you want, but I've been trained to fight on ice skates. Nothing beats going toe to toe with someone on skates...beats wearing a 'belt'.

then again, catching your knuckles on the other guy's helmet hurts like a bastid...
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Zuruck wrote:Eh, take all the martial arts you want, but I've been trained to fight on ice skates. Nothing beats going toe to toe with someone on skates...beats wearing a 'belt'.

then again, catching your knuckles on the other guy's helmet hurts like a bastid...

What would Zuruck do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what fighting Zuruck'd do.
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Post by Zuruck »

Eh, I'm no match for Brian Boitano...that guy had the hardest right hook I ever had the pleasure of feeling. Shook your jaw something awful.
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Post by Isaac »

yep he's a regular tanya harding.
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