How to be a complete and utter Internet ****tard!

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:12 pm

Please add your own:

The Number one way to be an Internet ****tard is:

To stop seeding a torrent when the remaining leechers are at 99.6%

Holy shiznit that pisses me off!

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:31 am

Putting Passwords on porn sites....where's the sence in that????

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:57 am

Making a pop up that can't be closed until a certain amount of time passes....in fact, making a pop up....period, should be a federal offense! Punishable by death!
And while I'm on the subject, have they found the bastard that invented Flash yet? bin Ladden can wait but we need to find that sumbiotch NOW, he can't be allowed to get away with this!!

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:48 am

After the flash guy, we need to get the 'foward e-mail' button guy.

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:22 am

Spam should just be illegal. 50 years jail time or death is fine with me.

Also, mis-leading information on web sites trying to trick you into installing their software even though nothing is wrong with your PC is nasty.

Shadowfury333 · Post by **Shadowfury333** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:51 am

Flabby Chick wrote:Putting Passwords on porn sites....where's the sence in that????

Porn sites in general shouldn't exist, passworded or not.

Nosferatu · Post by **Nosferatu** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:54 am

CDN_Merlin wrote:Spam should just be illegal. 50 years jail time or death is fine with me.

Dont be so lenient.

I think they should bring back hanging drawing and quartering for spammers.

If someone here doesnt know what that is, think the movie Braveheart.

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:05 am

Shadowfury333 wrote:
Flabby Chick wrote:Putting Passwords on porn sites....where's the sence in that????
Porn sites in general shouldn't exist, passworded or not.

Should i? Should i? Naaaaaa! Can't be bothered!

TIGERassault · Post by **TIGERassault** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:24 am

Will Robinson wrote:And while I'm on the subject, have they found the bastard that invented Flash yet? bin Ladden can wait but we need to find that sumbiotch NOW, he can't be allowed to get away with this!!

What? Macromedia Flash is brilliant!

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:46 am

TIGERassault wrote:
Will Robinson wrote:And while I'm on the subject, have they found the bastard that invented Flash yet? bin Ladden can wait but we need to find that sumbiotch NOW, he can't be allowed to get away with this!!
What? Macromedia Flash is brilliant!

Yea?!
Well so is jewelry....until someone doesn't know when to quit!

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:35 am

ROFL.

fliptw · Post by **fliptw** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:41 am

this is E&C stuff?

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:11 pm

fliptw wrote:this is E&C stuff?

Not as far as I can tell. Mobi, you might want to reread and re-evaluate the forum descriptions.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:23 pm

Lothar wrote:
fliptw wrote:this is E&C stuff?
Not as far as I can tell. Mobi, you might want to reread and re-evaluate the forum descriptions.

You know someone is going to say it:...

Posting stuff in the wrong forum!

:mrgreen:

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:07 pm

Coining the phrase

This is about real work and creative output that I did that was illegally stolen by people with very small testicles

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:23 pm

Mobius wrote:Please add your own:

The Number one way to be an Internet ****tard is:

To stop seeding a torrent when the remaining leechers are at 99.6%

Holy shiznit that pisses me off!

X2. There is really nothing else that aggrivates me other than spam.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:37 pm

Shadowfury333, sadly (for you anyway - but luckily for the rest of us) \"The Internet Is For Porn\". Yup, you read it here first!

You probably thought it was some spin-off from Arpanet, and was built around email but the truth is somewhat different: The Internet was invented to store and distribute Porn. The bandwidth demands of porn forced the rapid escalation of the Internet's capabilites. The Excess storage and bandwidth capacity of the pornographers was then used to host domains which did not contain porn.

Up until about 3 years ago, the only thing which would have taken down the Internet, would have been the simultaneous withdrawl of all the Porn, and all the supporting hardware for it. Now it isn't true any more - but the bandwidth demands of Porn still grow, and are still fuelling the increase in bandwidth.

Porn is now, and forever will be a driving force in the Internet world, and despite the appalling quality of 99.9% of porn, there is still some genuinely great porn out there. It's just not easy to find. One day it will be though, and that's when the never ending stream of useless porn will stop - and finally, we'll just be left with the good pron.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:14 pm

how to be a total internet tosser:

Making and disseminating MALWARE!

Diedel · Post by **Diedel** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:54 am

By being Mobius.

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:13 am

I wondered who the predictable penis would be!!!

roid · Post by **roid** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:32 am

flash, the cyberpunk chick, and internet porn, are all awesome. I'm gonna start a cyberpunk porn flash website right now FTW.

Flabby Chick wrote:I wondered who the predictable penis would be!!!

lol you too eh? i had my money on someone else though

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:16 pm

Yah, I totally would have lost $5 on that one.

Suncho · Post by **Suncho** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:59 pm

Shadowfury333 wrote: Porn sites in general shouldn't exist, passworded or not.

Then where should we get our porn?

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:02 pm

Good question Suncho.

And, if you're under 18, the answer was probably \"from under your Dad's bed.\"

Nosferatu · Post by **Nosferatu** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:26 pm

I was going to post a link to that infamous WOW vid, but then I thought this isnt no holds barred and there is that last little pic on the white background.

Dakatsu · Post by **Dakatsu** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:38 pm

Mobius wrote:And, if you're under 18, the answer was probably "from under your Dad's bed."

No, if your under 18, the answer was probably "from googling the word porn".

roid · Post by **roid** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:39 am

you can google for anything.

i just searched for \"mudkips\" adn the first iamge was an ass lol.
human anatomy lessons will get you in the end.

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:08 am

LOL resistance is futile

WillyP · Post by **WillyP** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:36 am

Don't care much for the hardware, but that forked tongue...

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