Glad I got my Divorce

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:20 am

Seems one could get a life sentence for fooling around here in my home state:

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In a ruling sure to make philandering spouses squirm, Michigan's second-highest court says that anyone involved in an extramarital fling can be prosecuted for first-degree criminal sexual conduct, a felony punishable by up to life in prison

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\"Technically,\" he added, \"any time a person engages in sexual penetration in an adulterous relationship, he or she is guilty of CSC I,\" the most serious sexual assault charge in Michigan's criminal code.

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The ruling grows out of a case in which a Charlevoix man accused of trading Oxycontin pills for the sexual favors of a cocktail waitress was charged under an obscure provision of Michigan's criminal law. The provision decrees that a person is guilty of first-degree criminal sexual conduct whenever \"sexual penetration occurs under circumstances involving the commission of any other felony.\"

http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article? ... /701150333

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:07 pm

And this in the land of the free.

LMFAO.

whuppinboy · Post by **whuppinboy** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:47 pm

richmond, va has a law against blow job's; private and public....

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:13 pm

During prohibition we had a law forcing men to have their front pants pockets sewn shut so they couldn't carry a flask of liquor in them. As of the late '70's it was still in effect. I'm not sure if they ever dropped it.

That Michigan law sounds like you guys are aspiring to be the puritan state!

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:16 pm

Easy to work around -- don't marry. If you are, get a divorce.

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:02 pm

Wow, I feel that freedom!