If Some Video Game Weapons or Items Were Real...

Nergen-Ak1-Defender · Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:14 am

What would you do with it or them?

I would love to have the:

gravity gun:

because i wouldn't have to get up to get stuff in my house lol j/k.

I could get somebody out of my parking spot.

If soembody peeves me off, ill just get the organic GG and swing 'em around.

What about you guys?

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:26 am

Fusion Cannon - clear a path through traffic.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:27 am

The Force.

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:42 am

Penny Arcade to the rescue!

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/10/12

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:31 pm

Krom wrote:The Force.

That's neither a "Video game item or weapon"

Edit.

Spidey · Post by **Spidey** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:42 pm

Krom wrote:The Force.

But The Force “is" real…

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:58 pm

Have none of you ever played a Star Wars game?

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:55 pm

Krom wrote:Have none of you ever played a Star Wars game?

Who the hell would want to use the "Star Wars" guns? "Set it to stun and shoot blue circles!" Huzzah.

d0ggY · Post by **d0ggY** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:01 pm

BFG9000 - Doom2
Shrink Gun - Duke 3D

Tunnelcat · Post by **Tunnelcat** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:25 pm

Guass Cannon. Big noise, can't see it coming, lots of splatter.

Gravity Gun. No more lifting.

Money! · Post by **Money!** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:05 pm

Fusion. Just cause it's my favorite weapon in Descent.

I would love to have an actual Pyro itself and fly it around. And have an unlimited payload of every weapon while I'm at it. N I'd use it to kill terrorists or whatever.

d0ggY · Post by **d0ggY** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:12 pm

I forgot to mention the Chicken Launcher from Redneck Rampage. Come on now?! A chicken launcher?! HAHA! Oh the fun!

Come to think of it, aside from the legality and a visit from PETA, this would be possible to create.

roid · Post by **roid** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:41 pm

flash missiles would be all like... SHAZAM!

Kyouryuu · Post by **Kyouryuu** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:19 am

I'd love a Portal Gun. That would be pretty cool. Just set up a couple portals and you have a direct link to anywhere.

Sirius · Post by **Sirius** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:30 am

Kyouryuu wrote:I'd love a Portal Gun. That would be pretty cool. Just set up a couple portals and you have a direct link to anywhere.

... now that you mention it, seconded. Going into the centre of the city each day gets expensive.

The Lion · Post by **The Lion** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:51 am

Smart missiles - for use in dark alleys and to eliminate any surprises waiting around the corner.

The RIAA and like-minded associations would make good targets for any available black sharks,
although they should be applied with a bit more care.

The Transmogrifier Tonic from Guild Wars would also be fun.

wtf kind of thread is this :-)

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:53 am

I think I'd like the Helix cannon and the Pheonix from D2. To be able to shoot around corners would rock. Imagine knowing someone is gonna turn a corner and cut you off, you can hit him before he even gets close.

Spidey · Post by **Spidey** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:49 pm

Sirius wrote:
Kyouryuu wrote:I'd love a Portal Gun. That would be pretty cool. Just set up a couple portals and you have a direct link to anywhere.
... now that you mention it, seconded. Going into the centre of the city each day gets expensive.

Heh…I’ve often heard people say things like this if they had some kind of super gadget thingy, I would certainly figure a way to “not have to work” if I had such a thing.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:09 pm

The Portalgun would make moving/getting around/cleaning so much easier...

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:32 pm

Krom wrote:The Portalgun would make moving/getting around/cleaning so much easier...

Did nobody follow my link?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/10/12

Spidey · Post by **Spidey** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:59 pm

I think nobody followed it, but I can’t vouch for anybody else.

Warlock · Post by **Warlock** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:07 pm

Burst 2 From FF11

Dakatsu · Post by **Dakatsu** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:45 pm

Nali Healing Fruit FTW!

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:08 pm

Gimme that gargantuan ion cannon from UT2004, and the gravity vortex generator (quantum singularity) gun from the chaos mod.

Sedwick · Post by **Sedwick** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:50 pm

Eh, I guess I'm a simple guy sometimes. A rack of idiot-seeking homing missiles atop my car would bring me much joy.

d0ggY wrote:I forgot to mention the Chicken Launcher from Redneck Rampage. Come on now?! A chicken launcher?! HAHA! Oh the fun!

Come to think of it, aside from the legality and a visit from PETA, this would be possible to create.

It's already here...

Sapphire Wolf · Post by **Sapphire Wolf** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:59 pm

Screw Attack from Metroid. XD

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:11 pm

Sedwick wrote:
It's already here...

what da f00k?

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:18 am

AceCombat wrote:
Sedwick wrote:
It's already here...

what da f00k?

Heh heh.

I'd always wondered how they went about gathering chickens to harvest them for the slaughter.

Bet there is at least one Animal Rights group that objects to that method. (Would like to see the Animal Rights group try to gather chickens even half that fast)

DarkHorse · Post by **DarkHorse** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:19 am

I'd get Gwen's rose offhand.

roid · Post by **roid** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:37 am

AceCombat wrote:
Sedwick wrote:
It's already here...

what da f00k?

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoverydrunk

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:21 am

id like to see a Halo Warthog for the Marines just like in the game as they are Marines.

and then once they develop rail guns for smaller vehicles one of those!

Red_5 · Post by **Red_5** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:07 pm

Topher wrote:
Krom wrote:Have none of you ever played a Star Wars game?
Who the hell would want to use the "Star Wars" guns? "Set it to stun and shoot blue circles!" Huzzah.

Psh. I'd have a Concussion Rifle (Jedi Academy). Clears toilet clogs like none other!

Or maybe the Omega cannon, D2X-XL style. Massive lightning-shooting weapons intrigue me.

roid · Post by **roid** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:35 pm

here's a lightning gun Red_5

WillyP · Post by **WillyP** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:06 pm

They should make weapons like this for video games.

roid · Post by **roid** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:09 pm

that's a magazine loader for a chicken machine gun.

Warlock · Post by **Warlock** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:36 am

Sapphire Wolf wrote:Screw Attack from Metroid. XD

with space jump

Red_5 · Post by **Red_5** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:00 pm

roid wrote:here's a lightning gun Red_5

That's pretty cool. It just needs to fire in a continuous stream.

But that probably isn't possible.

Burlyman · Post by **Burlyman** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:25 am

heh... The Screw Attack, huh? That's assuming you can actually jump like that.

You'd need Samus' space suit's power-assisted movement.

I actually think the coolest powerup (item in Metroid lingo

) would be the Speed Booster. Never would I be late anywhere! ^_~

As far as weapons.... hmm I could have used the Hyper Beam this morning. =P There was a car that ran out of fuel right in front of my lane. Or maybe I could put on the Light Suit and use the Annihilator Beam on some of my old enemies from grade school.

B00M, headshot!

Sapphire Wolf · Post by **Sapphire Wolf** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:34 am

Maybe I could use a FireFlower but first, I need a Super Mushroom to be twich my size(whoa!) before getting the fire flower.

(As for the screw attack, I do need a male space power suit(I know, no such thing in Metroid) since Samus Aran is a female.

)

TIGERassault · Post by **TIGERassault** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:43 am

Sapphire Wolf wrote:(As for the screw attack, I do need a male space power suit(I know, no such thing in Metroid) since Samus Aran is a female. )

So why would you need a male suit?

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