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Remember when Doomsday punched Superman to death? The Hulk could do that. The Hulk is strong enough to pick up Mjolnir, which is enchanted to that only Thor or someone with a similarly righteous heart (Thunderstrike, Beta Ray Bill) can pick it up. The Hulk does not have a righteous heart, but he can become strong enough to pick up something that is magically enchanted so that he cannot.
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Krom wrote:You forgot The Flash, who is also a member of the Justice League. (Link contains NSFW language, you have been warned.)
omg, I didn't know Flash was such a Munchkin!

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Now I remember what he said. It was like the universe coming down on top of him.


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Can Superman do that?
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TigerRaptorFX wrote:Now I remember what he said. It was like the universe coming down on top of him.


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Can Superman do that?
wikitypediatrition wrote:Superhuman strength - Physical strength far exceeding that of a normal human or any other known animal. The upper limit of how much weight he can lift has ranged from several tons to entire planets. Explanations include being adapted to the heavier gravity of Krypton, and his muscles using the power of the solar energy which fuels all his abilities. Superman's stamina is also limitless (whilst he remains in yellow sunlight).
So of course superman, while on the out side of the planet, would be able to chuck the hulk into the sun. The hulk might not die.... yeah he would...

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MD didn't die... and he got awfully close to the sun. All he got was a \"little too much radiation\" :P.

Seriously he must have been within 2 meters of it when the salvage ship pulled him out... if MD could survive that I'm pretty sure the Hulk could survive much worse.
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then Onslaught came in and made everyone's brain melt out of their eyeballs and ears.
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Or morph.
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I won first. :P You guys are going to have to start a new thread. ^_~
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I turn Neo into a colourless, nameless 2/2 creature. I have absorbed Ixidron's power...

BTW is Jay Ingram the editor for Daily Planet? :P
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O_o
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Alter-Fox wrote:I turn Neo into a colourless, nameless 2/2 creature. I have absorbed Ixidron's power...
and then I path to exile that 2/2
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I counterspell.
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Wrong game, sorry.

Dominaria is not Zendikar...
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Image hosted by tripod?

I think you had some error there.

But this isn't Pokemon either:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Default.aspx
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???
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This is strange. o_o
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Alter-Fox wrote:I counterspell.
drain power, fireball.

buh-bye.
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i wanna cast magic missile on the darkness
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I go from 20 life to zero in one hit.
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Alter-Fox wrote:I go from 20 life to zero in one hit.
Ya, but you can angel's grace it.
Amg! It's on every post and it WON'T GO AWAY!!
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null0010 wrote:i wanna cast magic missile on the darkness
wrong game. :)

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angel's grace? why would you want to do that when you can go channel to near-death experience.
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I actually have Near-Death Experience... though I've never used it :P. I think I have Angel's Grace too.

There are a couple of reasons it wouldn't work in that case though, look at the card:

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/ ... eid=193467
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who wants to get on the list to take down lady vox? :? :?
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Alter-Fox wrote:I actually have Near-Death Experience... though I've never used it :P. I think I have Angel's Grace too.

There are a couple of reasons it wouldn't work in that case though, look at the card:

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/ ... eid=193467
so give yourself an extra turn. done. :D
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Deep freeze, roundhouse kick, slide kick, spine rip

I win. :P
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Neo wrote:Deep freeze, roundhouse kick, slide kick, spine rip

I win. :P
Spinning around in your desk chair doesn't make you a fighter.
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All Batman has to do is wait for Ironman to call it a night... take off his suit and hop in the bed then Bam! Batman crashes through the window!

Ingus doesn't even have to explain the rest.
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Inguss wrote:All Batman has to do is wait for Ironman to call it a night... take off his suit and hop in the bed then Bam! Batman crashes through the window!

Ingus doesn't even have to explain the rest.
Please don't go off topic.
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TigerRaptorFX wrote:
Neo wrote:Deep freeze, roundhouse kick, slide kick, spine rip

I win. :P
Spinning around in your desk chair doesn't make you a fighter.
aosudf0q9u3r9081u3r723ru41034uj5513046u0135j0349uu44444&&&&&&&&&&&((((((((((((((((((

Trying to speak in your language. I hope this helps.
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falls flat when when I play Vedalken Orrery beforehand.

"during my untap, I play blood celebrant paying 19 life for 19 white and then I play near death experience. I win."

and smile while your opponents yell and scream cheese.
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Neo wrote:aosudf0q9u3r9081u3r723ru41034uj5513046u0135j0349uu44444&&&&&&&&&&&((((((((((((((((((

Trying to speak in your language. I hope this helps.
Smashing your head on the keyboard isn't the proper way to speak a second language. Just makes you look foolish.
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heh... a fool calling me foolish
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Turn off the monitor and look very closely. There is a fool looking right back.
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Take your advice.
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With a foot in the mouth and head up your ass. That clown has some skills.
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Neo wrote:Image
"Take your advice."
TigerRaptorFX wrote:
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"With a foot in the mouth and head up your ass. That clown has some skills."
BAM BAAAM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!
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That Iron Man costume looks really .... gay. Or at least rather effeminate.
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