Don't know how to get kids?

Asrale · Post by **Asrale** » Wed May 19, 2004 11:16 pm

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_95 ... es.sexlife

Just plain craziness. What were they expecting, kids to pop out of thin air?

Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Admiral Thrawn** » Thu May 20, 2004 12:47 am

hehe, just a lack of education. Good thing is... they are going to have some fun trying to make one. Gonna find out what that tool is for hehe

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Thu May 20, 2004 1:13 am

Wow. This just took the myth of Germans as romancless machines to a whole new level.

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Thu May 20, 2004 1:23 am

Thats amazing.

kurupt · Post by **kurupt** » Thu May 20, 2004 2:15 am

wow. they should make a new new testament and add some stuff in so this stops happening.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Thu May 20, 2004 2:20 am

Yes, call it the book of Jenna, and include a free porn DVD with it.

This is really just shocking. Their religious parents did them a bit of injustice by not telling them, but damn, youd think by all accounts theyd find out what those organs in their crotch are for SOMEWHERE along the line.

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Thu May 20, 2004 2:54 am

Guess they figured everyone was blessed with a baby jesus

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Thu May 20, 2004 6:56 am

8 years and they never had sex. WTF? You'd think hormones alone would have driven them to do something.

Warlock · Post by **Warlock** » Thu May 20, 2004 8:12 am

yeah i herd about this on monday

Tetrad · Post by **Tetrad** » Thu May 20, 2004 8:14 am

Ananova is a tabloid, not a reliable news source.

Warlock · Post by **Warlock** » Thu May 20, 2004 8:28 am

ja mein FÃ¼hrer

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Thu May 20, 2004 10:35 am

I read the same thing a few days ago in the Washington Times, which is a little more trustworthy.

It said he was 36 and she was 32. Ananova says she's 30. That begins to call the whole thing into question...

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Thu May 20, 2004 10:45 am

Unbelieveable in an age where 13 year olds are having children.

Rotten Tomato · Post by **Rotten Tomato** » Thu May 20, 2004 11:16 am

W..I..E..R..D!!

Nexus_One · Post by **Nexus_One** » Thu May 20, 2004 11:38 am

are germans really that dumb? i mean they make great cars, and pretty darn good sausages

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Thu May 20, 2004 11:48 am

What does their "dumbness" have to do w/ being german ? You just read about 2 out of ~80.000.000

index_html · Post by **index_html** » Thu May 20, 2004 11:55 am

Bet they're going at it like rabbits now that the clouds have parted (Auchtung fraulein, meine frankfurter is like das Hindenburg again!). I wonder if they'll be shocked that the baby doesn't arrive via courier, packaged in cellophane and styrofoam peanuts.

Hattrick · Post by **Hattrick** » Thu May 20, 2004 12:51 pm

" MOM,MOM, I just found out what my special purpose is for! and is it great!" hehe

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Thu May 20, 2004 1:34 pm

Oh... Man

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Thu May 20, 2004 2:21 pm

I guess the word Virgin means nothing to them dispite being Christian.

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Thu May 20, 2004 2:45 pm

hattrick wrote:MOM,MOM, I just found out what my special purpose is for! and is it great!

lol

Battlebot · Post by **Battlebot** » Fri May 21, 2004 6:03 am

gee thats embarrasing......going through sex therapy and having sex classes....how dumb would you feel to that (not that itd be bad...)

roid · Post by **roid** » Fri May 21, 2004 7:43 am

this woman my parents knew didn't know how kids were born.

while she was PREGNANT!!!

she thought she'd have to get operated on (i guess she thought all kids were just born with sezarian sections), and jokingly said to her husband "you won't think i'm beutiful when i'm all cut up".

the husband said "o_O"

she truly didn't realise that her kid would be squeezing outta her vag. after all the o_Os were over, the teaching started, the next few weeks she found pretty educationally facinating let me tell you. hehe, hows that for a slight hole in your education.

i mean, she was pregnant at the time. how did she think ppl thousands of years ago gave birth? they simply cut mothers open with swords!?

{Hawk}Liquid · Post by **{Hawk}Liquid** » Fri May 21, 2004 8:43 am

the word noob is thrown around alot ............

these guys are so going to therapy when there car dosnt start. :im sitting in the car: :why isnt it on:

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Fri May 21, 2004 10:48 am

Don't people like naturally desire each other? I mean, Adam and Eve had to find out how to make babies somehow. I'll place my bets on the fact that they were "reverse" educated- told that anything to do with their private areas is gross and sinful (or something like that- therefore leading them to not even consider having sex, due to the fact that that would lead to "inappropriate" things.

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Fri May 21, 2004 12:02 pm

Civilized behavor can override instincts, especially w/ strict supervision in the teens..

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Fri May 21, 2004 12:19 pm

Yeah, being civilized sucks doesnt it?

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Fri May 21, 2004 2:38 pm

Feel free to live like a neaderthal

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Fri May 21, 2004 2:39 pm

yeh I want to live on an island and take dumps in the bush...

Palzon · Post by **Palzon** » Fri May 21, 2004 3:52 pm

Nexus_One wrote:are germans really that dumb? i mean they make great cars, and pretty darn good sausages

Ja, this German just didn't know what to do with the hang-down sausage

The husband, 36, and his wife, 32, thought all they had to do to make a baby was to lie next to each other and something would happen, the Mirror reported Tuesday.

If i get her lying next to me in the bed, you can bet something's gonna happen.

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Fri May 21, 2004 3:58 pm

now he is gonna be rushing her to the hospital for chronic headaches.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Fri May 21, 2004 10:38 pm

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Fri May 21, 2004 10:41 pm

LOL @ Cops

Don't know how to get kids?

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