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...others are jealous because...

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...**** roid has had since he ate that nuclear waste back in...
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former Soviet Union. Meanwhile, the ghost of Rican...
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...Woody...
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...Lothar(for he persisted in one word replies)...


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gathered together for the biggest.....
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Gay orgy of all time...
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...at rick's house, because...
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Lothar emits more than one word when getting nailed in.................
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...a pink G-string he wears whenever he...
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...squirts...
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...ketchup on his mountain oysters. But when they got there...
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...Ghost of Lothar had already eaten all the nachos. All that was left was...
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longest possible one-word, hyphenated response ever...
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And then everyone died of indigestion.

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....of the world as we know it was upon us. Gayowulf grabbed some peanutbutter, a cucumber, and a condom and proceeded to...
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... throw the cucumber around until it spewed jelley on a the ghost of luthar...
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...and exploded. He decided he was probably drunk and got another cucumber...
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...started to eat them like crazy, just then he noticed them coming out his rear at the same speed, so then he...
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Switched to watermelons
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...and quickly became constipated. To reverse this unpleasant chain of events, everyone else...
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...hired a maniacal, knife wielding yak who proceeded to...
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...circumcise the hapless Gayowulf, who immediately...
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...ran and jumped off a cliff, hitting thousands of birds on his way down, but UNfortunatly...
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...the ASPCA got pissed and tried to sue...
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...little girl named sue...
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people making one word posts, so....
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...rick declared a nukefest, at which point everyone...
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...decided that those Chinese sons of a bitches must die...Hokay, so... :P
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