the latest buzz

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:06 pm

moowuahahaha

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&c ... &printer=1

sucks to be one of the passengers, though... zzZzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ...ooooooh

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:33 pm

... You sure are good at finding these weird news stories.

Battlebot · Post by **Battlebot** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:27 pm

its called fark.com

Nitrofox125 · Post by **Nitrofox125** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:24 pm

I saw something on that on Airline the other day, LOL

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:04 pm

heheh

I remember a couple years ago airport security here in the US heard a vibrator going off in a suitcase (turns out the luggage shifted, turning it on). Instead of taking the suitcase into a room, security cut the lock off and opened it right in plain view, and proudly held up the offending vibrator for all to see.

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:05 am

"Cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant" revealed on an international news site that she knows very well what a vibrator sounds like.

good one Lynne.

hehe, i'll have to look around for Lynne next time i'm at the airport

. give her some hassle.
(i live 10mins from this very airport)

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:44 am

how ironic would it be if the contriversial dildo exploded?

mind you, i hope no one picked it up from lost lugage if this is the case..

KAAAPOW!!

rick_forrest · Post by **rick_forrest** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:52 am

That would be better than it exploding while in use...

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:34 am

...But when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to call the police.... Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor. One out of ten, it's a dildo. Sometimes it's even a *man*. It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We gotta use the indefinite article: "A dildo". Never "Your dildo."

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:28 am

Next thing ya know Al Queda will be using dildos for hiding bombs .

rick_forrest · Post by **rick_forrest** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:32 am

*has an idea* Now there you go! We don't bomb 'em, we drop tons of dildos on them!

that oughta get their attention...

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:55 pm

imagine having one of them land in your eye!

MY EYE!!!

i mean, it's better than a bomb, right? but you're not gunna have many friends with this giant rubber thing wiggling around. well, actually. you could be more popular than ever!

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:56 pm

You'll make friends with half the population, at least

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:01 pm

60%

50% women
10% queer

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:05 pm

talk about a ★■◆●-eating grin!