Shreck vs Breck

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 6:45 am

O.K. kiddies, the V.P.'s are going at it tonight. Get your cliff notes book out as you will be quized later. Stand by for interesting and inciteful commentary by yours truely...until the bourbin takes control.

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:22 am

I'd guess that it will be a better debate. I Think the VP and P candidates should switch.

Zuruck · Post by **Zuruck** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:10 am

well woodchip, you were correct in how you judged the first one, Bush clearly won, so I'm interested to see how you judge this one. I will for one, be drinking heavily if the Yanks get torn apart by Santana so I might not be available for commentary.

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:19 pm

I want to see John Edwards walk out and get ready... and at the other podium, he sees Condi. "Didn't they tell you? Cheney stepped down due to health problems. I'm running as VP."

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:36 pm

Condi would make a hell of a Vice president, or even president.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:54 pm

Top Wop wrote:Condi would make a hell of a Vice president, or even president.

I second that ...

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:56 pm

If not her, then Colin Powell. Say what you want about Bush, he has some good advisers.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 6:58 pm

Couple of minutes, round one starts. Early prediction is Cheney with a tko in round three.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:03 pm

Nice fake smile as Edwards realizes he's been introduced.

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:05 pm

I love you woodchip.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:09 pm

1st round tie.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:10 pm

2nd question, John is setting himself up for a beating.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:17 pm

Uh oh, John is making faces

Debate is turning into Edwards view of the glass is half empty, Cheneys is half full. Cheney is also bringing to light Edwards and Kerry's past records.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:20 pm

Edwards is throwing the bull with a big shovel. If he and Kerry are elected, Edwards says they're going to tell the american people the truth at all times....Hahahahahaha!

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:20 pm

Woodchip, you should go work for foxnews. <3

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:23 pm

Cheney is very adroit. He now has Edwards on the defensive...all based on Kerry and Edwards past records. Ah the records...just what Kerry and Edwards don't want a discussion on. Hee hee.

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:24 pm

Cheney: "[War in Iraq], wass not $200 billion. But you weren't there to vote on that. It was $120 billion."

I loved that. "...but you weren't there to vote on that."

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:26 pm

uh oh, the H bomb.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:27 pm

Edwards is still defensive. I think I'm starting to see beads of Nixon sweat on Johns face.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:28 pm

Yeah, the H bomb and now Edwards has to explain their Iraq plan.

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:29 pm

I'm reading the expression on Dick: I cant believe im running against this nutjob.

Edwards expressions however are mostly phoney, if not all of them.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:32 pm

Cheney takes out the protology knife and cuts Edwards a new one over building coalitions and how Kerry has actually thwarted it.

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:33 pm

OMG, I loved Dick's response. Did you see poor ol Ed squirm?

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:33 pm

Hmmm a little verbal dust up. The pressure is getting to Edwards. Stand by.

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:33 pm

ya, I have to give chaney that last one. Chaney was all set up for that.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:38 pm

Too bad Edwards only gets his info from the press. Cheney just did a masterful job of explaining how Zarqowi (sp?) has terrorist ties, contrary to Edwards supposition.

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:41 pm

I bet you wear depends incase you have to take a leak, huh?

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:44 pm

I wonder now if Edwards is going to start speaking as a Israli child that died not far from where he stayed when visiting.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:45 pm

Nah, good bladder control. I could drink 6 beers before going.

bash · Post by **bash** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:46 pm

I wouldn't want to debate Cheney in a dark alley.

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:47 pm

Cheney: "I am the president of the senate...I'm in the senate most tuesdays when we are in session. And today is the first time I met you is when you walked on the stage tonight."

I love these Cheney jabs.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:49 pm

Oh how subtle, Cheney on improving the economy...reduce the amount of litigation. John....how did you make your money?

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:58 pm

Cheney cuts Edwards off at the knees. After Edwards explains how Kerry will give tax breaks to the middle class, Cheney states Bush signed a bill for middle class...the one that Edwards wasn't around to vote on.

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:02 pm

I love this.

bash · Post by **bash** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:02 pm

Cheney's gonna tear his head off and poo down his throat if Edwards keeps talking about Cheney's lesbian daughter.

Even Edwards knows the marriage amendment was designed to lose. Bush proposed it to placate part of his base knowing it didn't have a chance. He certainly didn't fight very hard for it.

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:21 pm

What the heck is Edwards writing in his notebook?

index_html · Post by **index_html** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:22 pm

I wish Cheney would ask him if pocketing kickback funds from the Iraqi oil-for-food program should have a place in Kerry's "global test".

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:22 pm

What the heck is Edwards writing in his notebook?

"I wonder if Chaney's daughter does 3-somes."

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:24 pm

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:25 pm

Sooo Johnny boy, how are you going to "Hit" those dirty terrorii if they are located in...oh say Iran, N.Korea?
Neither country has attacked us yet you are some how going to take care of terrorist no matter where they are. How U do dat?