DBB Twisted Story Time

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:02 pm

...but for some reason they jump on hostile, and he screams like a girl...

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:35 pm

.......,an amazon girl with a bazooka. No one could understand why Spaceboy was so dumb that he couldn't make a sentence make sense, a true mystery. It's simple really. You just have to sound it out in your head before you say it. But that is neither here nor there. After the unholy demise of the friendlies, Gayowulf walked in with a.....

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 8:07 pm

...the real mystery is, why hostile cant read. the bazooka is made of girlscout cookies, so hostile continues running away, and screaming. The end. #3
The end#4 the end#5

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:12 pm

is near, but not quite here. Too bad for Spaceboy and his sidekick, herpes man. When the spirit is broken, all that remains is stupidity apparently. So our hero finally gets up....

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:27 pm

and starts to do a [censored] for herpes man....

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:47 pm

in a local Discotheque. ...ewww... but not having a shirt with 7" collar, he was kicked out and so decided to go see

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:03 pm

...U2 in concert, and they performed their hit "Discotheque". Having learned the correct spelling, he hopped on his jetski and sailed off to the planet...

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:19 pm

...lard...

Canuck · Post by **Canuck** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:06 am

Sucking leaches then attacked Spaceboy, feasting on the contents of his head... and lo they were gorged, and then...

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:33 am

they got sick because they realized they had devoured the brains of a flip-flopper. First he likes the story, then he wants it to end, then he contributes to it again.....Will it ever end? And most people thought that leeches could eat anything!!! So after barfing up Spaceboy's (callsign Flipper) brains, the leeches went to go find our hero and herpes man back at the "discotheque." They really wanted to.....

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:34 am

...change the spelling of the sign on the door, but apparently Duper had beaten them to it.

So after the bombs went off, the aliens...

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:04 pm

...realized that the leaches actually sucked out HOSTILES brains, so then they stopped their attack on earth, and then hostile stumbles back into the forest of bizzare trees, and hostile was wearing a football uniform, and was struck by lighting...

Bet51987 · Post by **Bet51987** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:53 pm

Which caused a cheerleader named Bettina to run out onto the field and kiss him to make him better, but then the coach came out and.....

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:02 pm

...and dropped a bomb on the bizzare tree football field thing, causing doom, death, and destruction. hostile was incinterated into a snowball, which doesnt make sense because...

Bet51987 · Post by **Bet51987** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:41 pm

....he woke up and wasn't in a field at all but in his room, in bed, hugging his pillow. His door was open and standing there was....

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:47 pm

...a parakeet...

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:56 pm

... and ...

Bet51987 · Post by **Bet51987** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:02 pm

...it frightened him...it was 6 feet tall with a zipper down the front. The beak...well...it wasn't a beak at all but a...

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:26 am

...big...

Bet51987 · Post by **Bet51987** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:02 pm

...hole. Inside the hole was Nothing and it was coming out. The Nothing was coming and it was cold and howling, but then...

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:41 pm

... all sorts of loud, screeching birds came flying out, defaning hostile...

Bet51987 · Post by **Bet51987** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:09 pm

....looking birds, blood was oozing out of the ever widening hole, as more and more birds flew out. Hostile screamed as....

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:32 pm

...we break for a minute. This obnoxious Story Time thread has been brought to you by....

Bet51987 · Post by **Bet51987** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 6:22 pm

ZOOP! The hand cream with a thousand uses. Use it anywhere and everwhere that hand cream is needed.
Now, back to our story......HOSTILE screamed as....

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:02 pm

he realized that he and everyone else was now dumber for having read anything Spaceboy has posted. The agony of it was sooo........

Clayman · Post by **Clayman** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:24 pm

...great that a lobotomy was needed in order to...

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:33 pm

go. So he super sized it and

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:30 pm

...hostiles brain atrophied. hostile then had the I.Q. of 1, and...

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:21 pm

180, making him smarter than well, everyone. However, as smart as he was, he was confused. He saw something he had never seen before. There was Spaceboy outside, actually playing a real live game of hide and go screw yourself with none other than, himself. He continued to play for hours until he realized he needed to suck something. So he pulls out his.....

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:31 pm

lint-encrusted doublemint gum .. that he had started daybefore yesterday when he had found it under the desk at school ...mmMMMmmmmm

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:37 pm

When he found the gum, however, he had also found a...

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:21 pm

...scantily clad...

Bet51987 · Post by **Bet51987** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:48 pm

...photo of INGUS and a few other BIGHEADS. On the other side of the photo was....

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:59 pm

...a phone number...

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:13 pm

it read, "for a good time call ...... "

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:18 pm

555-SPAM...

9 pages of...

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:41 pm

cooking with fire and a free set of...

Clayman · Post by **Clayman** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:21 pm

...gerbils, which...

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:18 pm

...sang- "this is the thread that never ends! it goes on and on my friends! some n00bie, staarted typing it, not knowing wat it did,...

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:37 pm

I sooo wish I had MOD abilities right now...