you might be a ricer if...

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:56 am

This is a split off from roids post in this thread

I googled it and this is what I found. Funny.

http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/you_migh ... er_if.html

My fave:
Your tailpipe extension fell off during a quarter mile race and you went three tenths of a second faster due to weight savings.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:06 am

LOL!

You still only get dates from high school girls

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:50 am

You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can not out run a stock Camaro, Firebird, or Mustang

So true.

They left out the Bonneville SSEI.

SolidAir · Post by **SolidAir** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:22 pm

http://www.betteraudio.com/geolemon/Rice/Rice.htm

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:00 pm

SolidAir wrote:http://www.betteraudio.com/geolemon/Rice/Rice.htm

Wait, there's more domestic rice than imported? Not where I'm from, at least.

I've never seen a single domestic riced car, but in my college town, there's at least ten people driving imported rice-crap at any given time of day.

All the rice you need...

ccb056 · Post by **ccb056** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:01 pm

Your four cylinder has a dual exhaust system installed.

This simply is not true, the stock Lotus Elise is a four cylinder with stock dual exhaust, hardly a ricer's car.

Mr. Perfect · Post by **Mr. Perfect** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:07 pm

But how often does a dual exhuast on a 4 banger provide enough of a performance gain to justify the extra wieght?

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:27 pm

The Dodge SRT4 has a dual exhaust system, but to offset the extra weight they removed the mufflers. Gotta love it.

ccb056 · Post by **ccb056** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:38 pm

Mr. Perfect wrote:But how often does a dual exhuast on a 4 banger provide enough of a performance gain to justify the extra wieght?

it's a lotus:

Leave
Out
The
Un-necessary
Stuff

Weighing it at under a ton, I'm sure they figured that adding the 2nd exhaust would not affect the performance.

Stupid · Post by **Stupid** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:37 pm

The only riced cars that I've seen have been domestic (unless you don't call American cars that were made in Mexico domestic). In fact, my friend bought a Dodge Neon for $3800, and has spent probably twice that amount ricing it up.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:06 pm

There are two hondas on campus here with HUGE rear spoilers. I wanna track down the owners so I can point and laugh.

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:08 pm

Stupid wrote:The only riced cars that I've seen have been domestic (unless you don't call American cars that were made in Mexico domestic). In fact, my friend bought a Dodge Neon for $3800, and has spent probably twice that amount ricing it up.

Slap your friend. Real hard.

Phoenix Red · Post by **Phoenix Red** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:28 pm

You couldn't afford headlight masking, so you just painted them with flat black Krylon and it's peeling. Badly.

You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people

You've entered a 12 step program called "How to come to terms with your limitations"

haha

Instig8 · Post by **Instig8** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:56 am

My uncle restores old ass cars and has a Plymouth Daytona Superbird. I saw that thing and couldn't stop laffing. But, I guess, that's what was 'big' at the time. Not to mention, that machine is worth major bucks now. =) And all this time, a superbird was something I got at Denny's. Hrmmm.

Btw, that Superbird is fast as ★■◆●. Kinda like the red Barchetta.

llClutchll · Post by **llClutchll** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:32 am

That Superbird came out just when the auto companies started realizing what aerodynamics were. The simple reason the rear wing is up so high is so that they could open the trunk. (Later they figured out that you could mount the wing to the trunk itself, allowing a more realistic height)

KompresZor · Post by **KompresZor** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 7:22 am

[MS]Instig8 wrote:My uncle restores old *** cars and has a Plymouth Daytona Superbird. I saw that thing and couldn't stop laffing. But, I guess, that's what was 'big' at the time. Not to mention, that machine is worth major bucks now. =) And all this time, a superbird was something I got at Denny's. Hrmmm.

Btw, that Superbird is fast as ****. Kinda like the red Barchetta.

I was at the Chrysler Nationals this year in Carlisle and the average selling price of a Superbird/Daytona was $125k. Like Clutch said it was all about areodynamics, Chysler built them to run in the NASCAS series, but they owned everyone so bad that NASCAR ended up making the car illegal.

If it's a Plymouth it's built on the Road Runner body that's how they got the name "Superbird". The Daytona was built on the Dodge Charger body and was called the "Daytona Charger". Both cars use the same chassis and most of the body parts are the same. The only real difference betweeen the two cars is the badging.

Now that I've filled your head with useless information, I'll let you get back on topic

llClutchll · Post by **llClutchll** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:08 am

If you have ever driven a V8 car you have probably seen one of these knuckleheads trying to get you to race...

Funny thing is that the ricers think they win most of the time because their car is soooo fast. Fact is that 99% of the time the Real car's driver is incapacitated by uncontrollable laughter. This laughter is doubled for each occupant riding in the Real car, which often results in the Real car having to pull over before proper control of the vehicle is lost.

Mr. Perfect · Post by **Mr. Perfect** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:43 pm

ccb056 wrote:it's a lotus:
Weighing it at under a ton, I'm sure they figured that adding the 2nd exhaust would not affect the performance.

OK, but we're talking about ricers here. AKA, Honda Civics, Hyunday whatevers, Dodge Neons, etc, etc.

kurupt · Post by **kurupt** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:23 pm

someone email those to messenger!

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:10 am

I had some riceboy jerkoff try and race me in my work van. heh

needless to say a few minutes later the red and blues came out.

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:03 am

kurupt wrote:someone email those to messenger!

Hey shuddup!!

I've been spending a long freaking time taking those butt-ugly stripes off my car.

BTW, the Lotus Elise OWNZ!! I would take one of those any day.

Zer0Cool · Post by **Zer0Cool** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:09 am

any car that outhandles ferrari's and lamborgini's but only cost $41,000 gets the thumbs up for me. And i'm so glad i'm not a ricer, i drive an import, but i think of a turbo as a mod not goofy lights as a mod

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:32 am

But you guys think of those goofy fan lights in your puter as a mod?

Same thing. I just do not mod for the purpose of speed.

My car tops out at 80 mph. I do not go around racing anyone or speeding around any corners.

I have fun with my car even though it is stupid looking.

Nitrofox125 · Post by **Nitrofox125** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 12:11 pm

Streetglow is a proven way to pick up shallow girls!

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:45 pm

Nitrofox125 wrote:Streetglow is a proven way to pick up shallow girls!

And attract alot of insects.

Zer0Cool · Post by **Zer0Cool** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:45 pm

Nitrofox125 wrote:Streetglow is a proven way to pick up shallow girls!

You have no idea how much it pisses me off when i see a ricer, and in the passanger seat is his HOT ASS girlfriend. I'm sitting there thinkin, you know, if i had altezza's, an ugly, non functional wing, and some some neons, i'd get a girl that hot. But no, i have a turbo, Greddy Type S BOV, MacPherson struts, and a 14.9 timeslip. But not it doesn't look stupid so i don't get the girls [/rant]

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:26 pm

Since when are girls interested in a guy because of his car?

Zer0Cool · Post by **Zer0Cool** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:29 pm

since the year 2000 came about, and the slow and the curious...i mean fast and the furious came out

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:04 am

What will get their attention the most is if your car is actually clean.

However, some girls do seem to think my car is cool. Have had some compliments. I keep telling them that it is slow as cold tar. Then I tell them why I did it and joke with them about it. Makes a nice Ice breaker.

However, I'm now out of high school mode and ready to ditch the stripes for a real girl.

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:05 am

Who, wait a sec.... I'm a Fleet Admiral? YAY!! I HAVE MY OWN FLEET!!

kurupt · Post by **kurupt** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 6:40 am

ricers suck

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:13 am

Kurupt that link should probably be removed. For me all it did was redirect to...ahem...adult websites.

Mr. Perfect · Post by **Mr. Perfect** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 4:21 pm

Lobber wrote:Since when are girls interested in a guy because of his car?

Since the invention of the car?

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 4:51 pm

you guys haven't figured out why hot chicks are attracted to guys with riced out cars? the answer is plain as day!

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 9:22 am

Zer0Cool wrote:
Nitrofox125 wrote:Streetglow is a proven way to pick up shallow girls!
You have no idea how much it pisses me off when i see a ricer, and in the passanger seat is his HOT *** girlfriend. I'm sitting there thinkin, you know, if i had altezza's, an ugly, non functional wing, and some some neons, i'd get a girl that hot. But no, i have a turbo, Greddy Type S BOV, MacPherson struts, and a 14.9 timeslip. But not it doesn't look stupid so i don't get the girls [/rant]

What type of car do you drive again Zero?

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:27 am

Zero, those are the girls you don't want.

Poor Lobber, totally lost, eh? Every moron female in this country will date a guy for his car, and dump him just as fast to date the other guy that has a slightly 'better' car. These women usually end up in trailer homes with several children.

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