Pessimistic Sayings

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 8:39 pm

Whats everyones favorite pessimistic saying? Post a few of your favorites!

Heres one that I like:

Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 8:41 pm

Winners never quit. Quitters never win. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.

ccb056 · Post by **ccb056** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 8:56 pm

www.despair.com

roid · Post by **roid** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:03 pm

i've got a fresh one:
"there is no pessimism, only realism"

Stryker · Post by **Stryker** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:04 pm

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:50 pm

Failure: when your best just isn't good enough.

Spaceboy · Post by **Spaceboy** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:28 pm

grrr... i was gonna do that lol (ccb)

-shows a picture of the titanic sinking-

------The purpose of your life may be the serving of a warning to others----

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:46 pm

god i love it when the board slows down to a crawl...

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:21 am

At least get it right Spaceboy.

Mistakes:
"It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Live Is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others."

I like: "Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.".

Tricord · Post by **Tricord** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:15 am

Ferno wrote:Failure: when your best just isn't good enough.

★■◆●. Thanks for the reminder

XeonJr · Post by **XeonJr** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:39 am

You win some, you lose lots!

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:13 am

"Get off"

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:26 am

"It's always darkest just before it goes completely black."

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:35 am

Duper wrote:"It's always darkest just before it goes completely black."

Heh

Flatlander · Post by **Flatlander** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:04 am

No good deed goes unpunished.

Skyalmian · Post by **Skyalmian** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:28 am

"Pride cometh before a fall."

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:40 am

"life is a swirling, sucking whirlpool of despair filled with moments of false hope."

Stryker · Post by **Stryker** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:00 pm

I have a new one as of this morning.

Computers always work perfectly.
Except for the hardware and software.

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:11 pm

".....i'm sorry, i've never had this problem before"

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:24 pm

No matter how cold the morning, it always gets warmer by noon.

Oh wait. Did I lose?

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:52 pm

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:26 pm

Voting third party is a waste of a vote.

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 10:28 pm

"I don't know what feels better, gettin' laid or gettin' paid. I just know when I'm gettin' one, the other's gettin away." - Kanye West

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 10:43 pm

"If at first you don't succeed,
maybe failure is your style."

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 10:52 pm

Confucius says, "Man with hand in pocket is feeling cocky all day."

er, wait...

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:08 pm

"when you're at the bottom, someone usually throws you a shovel"

Darktalyn1 · Post by **Darktalyn1** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:25 pm

My family creed... No joke, this was on our Coat of Arms :

"Mediocrity is Safe."

That's just sad, heh...

Sickone · Post by **Sickone** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:44 am

the light at the end of the tunnel, is likely an oncoming train.

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:54 am

"You're so full of it your eyes are brown."

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:41 am

The beatings will continue until morale improves!

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:19 am

If I were Spock I would be happy, but then I would not know happiness.

roid · Post by **roid** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:31 am

Darktalyn1 wrote:My family creed... No joke, this was on our Coat of Arms :

"Mediocrity is Safe."

That's just sad, heh...

when you realise it's tounge in cheek. it's actually quite inspiring really. it's basically saying "★■◆● safety"

Darktalyn1 · Post by **Darktalyn1** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:04 pm

Wow roid,

Your interpretation just reinstilled my confidence in my ancestors!

**** safety, I like that

[edit] This post was a little too upbeat. Back to pessimism :

Life is a fatal sexually transmitted disease.

sheepdog · Post by **sheepdog** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:30 pm

My husband's grandmother's family (The Ferguson's) motto:

Sweeter after difficulties*

Margo

*the crest is a bee on a thistle

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:25 pm

Love is like a snowmobile that turns over on you, and then the ice weasels come.

Arol · Post by **Arol** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:57 pm

The check is in the mail!

Jon the Great · Post by **Jon the Great** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:15 pm

"Lunch is for eating and talking with friends. So I eat and talk with friends. If I want to go biking, I go when I have more than a half an hour to do it."