Quote of the day

Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Admiral Thrawn** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:09 am

Maybe I'm just crazy like this, but this quote from a user on fark.com said this about Lara Boyle and it had me cracking up

I'd hit it, maybe crack it in half. Then hit the bigger chunk.

Has anybody else found a quote that has just tickled their funny bone? If so, I'd love to see it.

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:20 am

My favorite quote of all time

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:44 am

Mr Winner, can a human leave fingerprints on a parsnip?

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:24 am

<Dragon-Beast> Yoshi's Story
<Dragon-Beast> so so so easy
<lazz|away> well it wasnt exactly aimed at older gamers
<Dragon-Beast> I know that, but I can't figure out how pregnant women are supposed to get the controller past the cervix so Nintendo can reach its target audience.

hahaha

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:50 pm

You're in a Lift, i.e. UP. I could call the service company, but they might say that if it were meant to go down as well as up it would be called a 'Lift and Fall or Drop or something'... -The BOFH

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:13 pm

DCrazy+Robo on AIM wrote:Robo: So do you want me to post you some curry and rice then?
DC: sure, address is ** ***** **, *********, **, THE MOON
Robo: It probably wont arrive in time
DC: ★■◆● i just gave you my ★■◆●ing address
Robo: lol.. its okay, the government already has it
DC: hell i'm not concerned about the government
odsrobo: Your concerned about me, curryman?
DC: but if you give that address to roid I'm joining the witness protection program

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:26 pm

Just now, while grading papers...

Drakona: is that the integral you were trying to solve with Mathematica?
Lothar: yeah... it gave me some sort of FresnelC function...
Drakona: When Mathematica swears at you, it's time to give up.

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:33 pm

n3rds

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:58 pm

HAHA LOTHAR'S FUNNY SIG SOUNDS LIKE A COMIC STRIP FROM THE NEW YORKER

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:27 pm

Robo wrote:
DCrazy+Robo on AIM wrote:Robo: So do you want me to post you some curry and rice then?
DC: sure, address is ** ***** **, *********, **, THE MOON
Robo: It probably wont arrive in time

And he actually mailed me the curry. /worship

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:29 pm

roid · Post by **roid** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:39 pm

or did HE?

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:03 am

roid wrote:or did HE?

What, do you want one?

roid · Post by **roid** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:43 am

DC does not know if it's your curry, or my curry.

and no i don't want one for i have my own superior curry.

(where'd i park my elephant?)

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:35 am

I sent him a Tika Massala, and a nann bread.

WhollyCow · Post by **WhollyCow** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:37 am

I don't know, but it's not as big as largepox.

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:24 am

On this other bb I frequent I read some post that some guy was shifting his car without the clutch. Granted I know this can be done....but why? My reply was "Shifting without the clutch is like masturbating with a cheese grator. Sure it's different and mildly entertaining...but mostly it's painful."