DBB Twisted Story Time

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:27 pm

..made a daring rescue attempt. Quickly grabbing a...

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:28 pm

...book...

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:51 pm

...case...

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:59 pm

with pretty white and pink trim, but really crummy

suicide eddie · Post by **suicide eddie** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:09 pm

pages made out of the back skin of dead tank pilots, fell out to the floor and got picked up by...

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:06 pm

...a car that drove through the front door, killing Ace's cat. The driver got out of the car...

Voldemort · Post by **Voldemort** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:07 pm

...only to be none other than...

Voldemort · Post by **Voldemort** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:08 pm

...only to be none other than...

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:07 pm

....double post man!! Seeing this...

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:17 pm

Ace did a double take and popped in some doublemint gum. But remembered suddenly

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:08 pm

he was under attack by zambonis! He quickly jumped into his helicopter and...

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:19 pm

promptly crashed

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:24 pm

... his operating system. Luckily, the helicopter was still in the air, but he could no longer use his onboard computer to surf the internet...

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:35 pm

...so he of course lost the scanned image of the pilots manual that he was reading, and promptly lost control of the chopper.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:51 pm

..crashing the doomed vehicle into a nearby...

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:07 am

Thread. A colony of cross posters found him and immediately started strip down his diction when suddenly,

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:01 am

..out of nowhere...

Jagger · Post by **Jagger** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:11 am

...the King of Zambonis, swathed in regal garb, approached Ace. Eyeing Ace with bemused smugness,...

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:01 am

he fell to his knees in awe and began rubbing Ace's belly. He gazed up in awe at Ace and exclaimed...

suicide eddie · Post by **suicide eddie** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:45 am

(rasping in a darth vader voice)Ace my love, soon your 9 years of labour will be over and you will give birth to our magnificent...

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:54 am

trout... that i will proceed to slap ed around with.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:48 pm

..while...

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:00 pm

... the...

Deadmeat · Post by **Deadmeat** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:55 pm

eminent Dr. McCoy proclaims, "He's dead, Jim" and hands the flaccid trout to.........

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:56 pm

...The Man...

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:07 pm

....whoi was wearing...

Deadmeat · Post by **Deadmeat** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:22 pm

a HackWare original created by......

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:36 pm

... a...

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:22 pm

masturbating bear! The Zamboni master then dueled the masturbating bear with...

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:27 pm

... a...

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:53 pm

...twizzler...

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:21 pm

flavored trout.

However ...

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:37 pm

... the ...

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:35 am

....magenta.....

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:13 am

... colored...

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:49 am

toadstool that....

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:31 am

... was...

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:37 am

..adorned with..

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:44 am

... a...

fliptw · Post by **fliptw** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:50 am

Crazy Mormon with a nuke...