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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:27 pm
by Avder
..made a daring rescue attempt. Quickly grabbing a...
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:28 pm
by Zoop!
...book...
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:51 pm
by Lothar
...case...
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:59 pm
by Duper
with pretty white and pink trim, but really crummy
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:09 pm
by suicide eddie
pages made out of the back skin of dead tank pilots, fell out to the floor and got picked up by...
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:06 pm
by Zoop!
...a car that drove through the front door, killing Ace's cat. The driver got out of the car...
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:07 pm
by Voldemort
...only to be none other than...
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:08 pm
by Voldemort
...only to be none other than...
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:07 pm
by Avder
....double post man!! Seeing this...
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:17 pm
by Duper
Ace did a double take and popped in some doublemint gum. But remembered suddenly
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:08 pm
by Beowulf
he was under attack by zambonis! He quickly jumped into his helicopter and...
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:19 pm
by Top Gun
promptly crashed
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:24 pm
by Lothar
... his operating system. Luckily, the helicopter was still in the air, but he could no longer use his onboard computer to surf the internet...
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:35 pm
by DCrazy
...so he of course lost the scanned image of the pilots manual that he was reading, and promptly lost control of the chopper.
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:51 pm
by Avder
..crashing the doomed vehicle into a nearby...
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:07 am
by Duper
Thread. A colony of cross posters found him and immediately started strip down his diction when suddenly,
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:01 am
by Avder
..out of nowhere...
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:11 am
by Jagger
...the King of Zambonis, swathed in regal garb, approached Ace. Eyeing Ace with bemused smugness,...
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:01 am
by Pun
he fell to his knees in awe and began rubbing Ace's belly. He gazed up in awe at Ace and exclaimed...
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:45 am
by suicide eddie
(rasping in a darth vader voice)Ace my love, soon your 9 years of labour will be over and you will give birth to our magnificent...
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:54 am
by TheCops
trout... that i will proceed to slap ed around with.
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:48 pm
by Avder
..while...
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:00 pm
by Lothar
... the...
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:55 pm
by Deadmeat
eminent Dr. McCoy proclaims, "He's dead, Jim" and hands the flaccid trout to.........
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:56 pm
by Zoop!
...The Man...
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:07 pm
by Avder
....whoi was wearing...
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:22 pm
by Deadmeat
a HackWare original created by......
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:36 pm
by Lothar
... a...
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:22 pm
by Beowulf
masturbating bear! The Zamboni master then dueled the masturbating bear with...
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:27 pm
by Lothar
... a...
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:53 pm
by Zoop!
...twizzler...
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:21 pm
by Duper
flavored trout.
However ...
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:37 pm
by Lothar
... the ...
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:35 am
by Hostile
....magenta.....
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:13 am
by Lothar
... colored...
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:49 am
by Flabby Chick
toadstool that....
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:31 am
by Lothar
... was...
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:37 am
by Flabby Chick
..adorned with..
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:44 am
by Lothar
... a...
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:50 am
by fliptw
Crazy Mormon with a nuke...