DBB Twisted Story Time

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:59 am

...told everyone to stop speaking in one word sentances...

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 7:21 am

Meanwhile, over at Stresstest's...

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 7:30 am

his server crashed because too many people were downloading pictures of myzeri... as her ego...

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:29 am

...inflated to the size of her largest sex toy, there came a knock at the door.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:32 am

"Cable Guy" she heard, as she walked to the door.

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:08 pm

She opened the door, and to her horror...

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:43 pm

... a...

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 3:15 pm

....nasty bunny rabit jumped at her, getting her right in the throat and killing her. Landing quietly on the floor as the dead woman slumped down, the villanous demonic bunny went looking for...

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 3:17 pm

... condoms to...

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 7:07 pm

satisfy his obsessive/compulsive necrophile tendencies. Meanwhile, back at Stresstest's...

Deadmeat · Post by **Deadmeat** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 1:32 am

he was sitting naked getting off watching his 10 computers doing Folding@Home while.....

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 7:00 am

cutting a piece of plexiglass to the shape of his toilet seat, when the phone rang. It was Ferno.

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 10:40 am

Ferno sed, "hey you want to get high?" and Stresstest sed...

Jagger · Post by **Jagger** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 3:54 pm

...that he'd rather spend the time finishing his bloo LED toilet seat project. The very next day, ...

Nirvana · Post by **Nirvana** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 7:19 pm

George Bush and a league of scientists announced that a rather large asteroid was going to hit the earth in 24 hours, and the only way humanity could stop it is if all males jerked off at the same time and spooged all over...

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:22 pm

Beowulf. But they knew he would like that too much. So they went with plan B....

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:50 pm

so they all ate lots of beans and fired methane at the asteriod causing it to change direction.... meanwhile a gerbil was....

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:51 pm

Which consisted of AceCombat fisting his cat so hard that the soundwaves of its cries shattered the asteroid. The plan worked, but as a result...

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:57 pm

...another hurricane...

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 4:54 pm

...proceeded to do nothing in particular. Meanwhile, a group of soldiers were preparing a holy hand greande to throw at the evil rabbit...

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 6:01 pm

....when the rabbit came up to them and said, in a towlie-esque voice "you wanna get high?". The soldiers...

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:43 am

absolutely refused to let this thread die. They carried it....

Nirvana · Post by **Nirvana** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:49 am

and hefted it onto abe lincoln's preserved penis that had been stored in a high tech...

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:32 am

cow. However, the thread didn't like cows too much, let out a shriek of horror, got back up on its own feet, and contunued to make no sense...

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:44 pm

about SHEEP! Of which there is .....

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:02 am

...there was an expert shagger in the house, Mobius. The Shagger, learning that his presence was detected, quickly...

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:24 am

grabbed the sheep and ran into a deep cave. However, everyone could still here the sheep giving out a plea for help as it was repeatedly "shagged" by Mobius so everyone ran into the cave with....

rick_forrest · Post by **rick_forrest** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:12 pm

...H-Bombs and heroically (and suicidally) destroyed the sheep in an effort to end its misery. Suddenly...

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:55 pm

everyone lived happily ever after. Cept for Ace, of course.

rick_forrest · Post by **rick_forrest** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 3:26 pm

Who somehow happened to barely survive the superatomic blast.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:45 pm

But died three days later from the intense radiation poisoning.

Stryker · Post by **Stryker** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:37 pm

Meanwhile, on cloud 9, clayman...

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:05 pm

...leaped to a squishy, splattery death because this thread was getting really bad and shoulda died a long time ago

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:00 am

But....It just.......won't.........die......which should be a lesson to anyone who starts threads like this that...

Jagger · Post by **Jagger** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:10 am

...Big Gay Al will come on the day of reckoning for twisted story threads, with a withering:

rick_forrest · Post by **rick_forrest** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:22 pm

Alas, Big Gay Al lives with me, and therefore I...

Zoop! · Post by **Zoop!** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:56 pm

...am...

Deadmeat · Post by **Deadmeat** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:57 pm

must be Little Gay Rick, but that's ok because............

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:09 pm

it's not that there is anything wrong with that, but...

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:53 pm

... the ...