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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:03 am
by Hattrick
Everybody sing!

"Stroke,stroke,stroke that ego
stroke it all the time.
Stroke, stroke, stroke that ego
Have yourself a good time."

Jebus peeps it's an online game for gods sake.
I mean who really gives a rats azz who is the best at this game.

really all this top ten pilot BS is so open to interpetation that there is no way to guess at who would be the top ten.

please, someone put a bullet in this thread.

welcome to page 5 :roll:

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:42 am
by fyrephlie
[spoiler]5 pages?!?!?![/spoiler]

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:53 am
by Krom
Anyone else find this thread that was started with a more serious intention to be far more amusing then the gag threads? :D

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:49 pm
by whuppinboy
0_o

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:22 pm
by Behemoth
hahaha, i didn't even expect it to go as far as 5 pages.

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:30 pm
by MD-2389
Behemoth wrote:hahaha, i didn't even expect it to go as far as 5 pages.
Neither did I. Though I might suggest that you and JF find neutral corners.

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:31 pm
by TheCope
MD-2389 wrote:Though I might suggest that you and JF find neutral corners.
What do you mean "neutral"? They both clearly belong on the same throne: "I'm the king of 50 people!"

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:47 pm
by BUBBALOU
isn't pheni envy grand?

I really miss the Jesus Freak says" hold still and let me kill you at least once!!" in D3 games

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:22 pm
by Ferno
GO THREAD GO!

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:16 am
by Nirvana
Behemoth wrote: that's why i put ryujin in the list at #2, Furthermore i really dont need approval of a DESCENT list by someone who doesnt play anymore, so please dont add criticism.
nigga please, I'm #2

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:19 am
by fyrephlie
++ w000000000t ++


seriously, why is this thread 5 pages???

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:57 am
by Sirius
Because people posted more than 160 or so times, mainly.


Descent may take 6 months to get okay at, but it takes far more than that to master.

Kind of like chess.

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:21 am
by Suncho
Nirvana wrote:
Behemoth wrote: that's why i put ryujin in the list at #2, Furthermore i really dont need approval of a DESCENT list by someone who doesnt play anymore, so please dont add criticism.
nigga please, I'm #2
He's right. =/

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:21 am
by Suncho
Krom wrote:Anyone else find this thread that was started with a more serious intention to be far more amusing then the gag threads? :D
My gag thread rocked.

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:57 pm
by Behemoth
Suncho wrote:
Krom wrote:Anyone else find this thread that was started with a more serious intention to be far more amusing then the gag threads? :D
My gag thread rocked.
I disagree :)

And btw nirvana is #2 in my opinion.

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:15 am
by WarAdvocat
Why isn't redbone on that list? He is the driving force behind Descent Excellence!

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:25 pm
by Nirvana
In all of our hearts, I'm really #1 though

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:52 pm
by TheCope
I'm #3,874 on a good day. The infamous, Bill Johnson.

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:03 pm
by Palzon
For the record, I wouldn't rank myself top 100, but I know that Jesus Freak couldn't hang with any ROX member on his best day, never could, never will, and should stop dreaming. :P

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:08 pm
by Behemoth
what about FIST then? ;)

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:27 pm
by Nirvana
This FIST was made for penetratin', and that's just what it'll do... One of these days this FIST is gonna penetrate all up in you!

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:13 pm
by Sarge
FIST?

Weren't they like the Traveling Wilburys of Descent?

Weeeeeeeeeee!

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:11 pm
by whuppinboy
o_0

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:24 pm
by Jesus Freak
Palzon wrote:For the record, I wouldn't rank myself top 100, but I know that Jesus Freak couldn't hang with any ROX member on his best day, never could, never will, and should stop dreaming. :P
1 on 1 Palzon? I'm eager to play you to see a ROX in action. Heck, throw Genghis or Hostile at me. I know what I have done against ROX. History is not daydreaming, never was, never will be.

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 3:22 pm
by Money!
Yea from my memory Jesus Freak wouldn't do too badly against some ROX members I've played... but that is my experience exclusively online. Palzon has gotten alot better in the last two years.

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:57 pm
by Behemoth
Palzon will whipe the floor with...... heh i wont say.

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:27 pm
by TheCope
this has to be comedy.

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:37 pm
by Birdseye
nirv, you're #1 in my pants

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:58 pm
by Unix
I have number 2 in my pants :oops:

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:10 pm
by Nirvana
C***seye, what a coincidence: I get a boner over me too!

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:40 pm
by Birdseye
huh? i was talking about how i store your urine in my pants.

dude, you're gross.

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:48 pm
by Nirvana
:(

Cleveland steamer?

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:51 pm
by Unix
Tough on dirt. Wait...wha?

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:11 pm
by fyrephlie
Birdseye wrote:huh? i was talking about how i store your urine in my pants.

dude, you're gross.
wait... he's gross but you are storing his urine in your pants??? what a kind of double standard are you.... oh whatever. ++ with the rest of you.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:51 am
by Sirius
...joking? :)

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:00 am
by Ferno
aaaahahahahahaha

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:15 pm
by Clayman
I've almost always held well against monkey,
Online is one thing. On LAN is another. I beat Monkey twice in a row in summer of '04 online, but that doesn't really mean anything - he'd destroy me on LAN, even on my best day. Monk should definitely be higher.
Anyone else find this thread that was started with a more serious intention to be far more amusing then the gag threads?
Endless speculation and online ego-stroking is fun, especially to watch. :)

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:42 am
by Jesus Freak
I agree with Clayman. LAN is very different from on-line, and Monkey kicks major *** on it.

Postcount++++++ go go page 6!!!!1

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:46 am
by fyrephlie
page 6 is just around teh corner!!! keep it up folks. don't let her die. i wanna see a single pointless post at the top of page six. WHAT AM I PAYING YOU PEOPLE FOR GET BACK TO WORK!!! :P

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:03 am
by Hattrick
good morning all!
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