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...of...

... DOOOOOOOOOM ...

Causing everyone to break out in song!!!

... I'm just a Bill, yes I'm only a bill and I'm sitting here on Captial Hill. Well I'm off to..

... go jump off a cliff, and kill myself before this song gets outta control! So the bill walked to the edge, but something strange happened, the...

...wind blew the bill up into the air and onto the windshield of a car, causing it to....

...be vetoed...

where it went to the bottom of its 329 years climing up... where it burst into flames, because it farted...

and everyone wondered what the hell Spaceboy was talking about. But back on the ranch.....

in a pool of horse poo-poo and urine, 2 amino acids were combining to form a new species, which....

Would eventually rule the world thanks to the device called...

...water...

...that was yellow...

, but no one could understand why it was called "water that was yellow" so they renamed it.......

...cheese in a can.

but because it was so high in calories and saturated fat, it was deemed a weapon of mass...

...gasiness...

...which....

Which created the guidbot from the first post like this where he had somehow died previously.... but is now back somehow through the combination.... however the side effect was also a weapon that could destroy and entire galaxy so....

...the creator of this dumb thread went back in time and killed himself so this thread never existed in the first place.

Unfortunately that created a time-space fracture, which caused Stormy and Dr. Quinn to...

...cause...

...double...

posts, which effectively cluttered up anything anyone was trying to say due SPAM to SPAM the SPAM dreaded SPAM bot SPAM entering SPAM the SPAM thread SPAM. Fortunately....

...I was tempted to spam like the rest of you for postcount sake just to get this thread closed but...

...I saw that spaceboy did it and the thread is still here so...

...this thread keeps going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

... and ...

on

...without end.

Fortunately, we have moderators who prevent such things as......

SPAM infections. Unfortunately, they are all having too much fun spamming themselves to...

orgasms of delirous euphoria.

Then the author died.

Which author you ask? That's easy. The naked.....

something or other... if this post is to stop, we need 10 different people to say the end.

The end. -#2... look above.

..at all the posts leading up to this moment. They all tell a troubling tale of disgusting intrigue and flatulation. Our heroes knew if they kept going, they could rule the world forever (or at least until the thread got closed and they lost all their power). But then they ran into Spacegirl, who for some reason, couldn't just look away, he couldn't just go somewhere else. So they banded together to form the legion of ......

"friendlies"... spaceboy was just continuing what other people were posting, so hostile's friendlies...

turned out to be well......HOSTILE. And they killed Spaceboy with extreme prejudice. But that wasn't enough because the hostile friendlies were horney and they.....

...threw themselves upon spaceboy's corpse...

and were incinerated as spaceboy with his dying breath pressed the *destruct thread* button.

A cock ring, nipple clamp, and a vibrator walk into a bar...

...,the same bar as Spaceboy, to watch Spaceboy think he could actually press a button with his breath before he died. But they were disappointed because that is impossible. So now the hostile friendlies face a dilemna. Do they continue with Spaceboy, or try using the **** ring, the nipple clamp, and the vibrator on.....