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Top Wop wrote:This game is over hyped and the reviews seem to be biased to the tune of "OMG dis is der bestest game ever!", when really its nothing different than any other FPS released before it, and the RPG element is completely nonexistent. The gameplay is very shallow, its obvious target being the 360 crowd, yet I think that people with consoles are yearning for a game that requires more than 2 brain cells to play. Yes, it is pretty, but its boring and not scary when you consider that dying has no consequence at all, you just pop up again in some chamber tube.

You know what's awesome?

Not being you.

Really, it's great! I get to go home, turn on my TV and console, play games and have fun.

This one time I was playing BioShock, I shot fire from on hand onto a pool of kerosene on the floor below and the Big Daddy was like "ROAAAR!!" and then I telekenisesed some exploding tanks I had lying around and he was like "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!" and the screen got all blurry 'cause he was pissed off and all. Long story short I got the "Took care of all Little Sisters" achievement and felt accomplished for the day.

But see, if I was you, then I'd be like "Rabble Rabble Rabble!! I can't have fun with this game! Everyone else thinks it's fun and that would make me conform to the standard of the MAN!" So instead you sit around and type on the internet about how lame everyone else is for enjoying a game and marvel at how much better the world would be if everyone was as dull a FUDutard as you.

Hi, my name is Chris and I'm awesome.

Hey now! I like exciting games as much as the next guy, but BioShock is a borefest to me. I'm sorry, mediocre gameplay doesn't cut it for me. So I guess that would make YOU a FUDutard since you like it so much.

Maybe a tool, but not a FUDutard.

I remember when people played real games. Anyone else remember those days? Those days were fun!

You mean where every other game wasn't a FPS, and innovative meant that a new genre has been made? Yea I remember those days a looooong time ago.