Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:03 pm
The bad news is that cats eat geckos.
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:25 pm
The good news is that cats are immune to AIDS
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:37 pm
The bad news is that Dedman isn't
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:27 pm
The good news is, neither is Ace 
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:09 pm
The bad news is that there will now be an epidemic of CAT AIDS!
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:14 pm
The good news is that the epidemic will last seven days.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:27 pm
The bad news is that the situation is back... or is it.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:54 pm
The good news is, sadly, not worth it.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:32 pm
And the bad news, ironically, is ...
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:36 pm
That its the only good news.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:39 pm
the bad news is now a news channel
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:56 pm
The only good news is NO news at all! 
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:03 am
But there is lotsa news and its all bad right now.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:08 am
which is good news for ratings
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:24 am
But bad news because Stingy's boyfriend was hit by a comet.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:13 pm
Good news is he saved the earth from destruction.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:50 pm
The bad news is that the inhabbitants are inherintly stupid so the Earth is still doomed because Marvin The Martian is on his way.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:11 pm
The Good news. I bought 2 Gundam DVDs today
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:04 pm
The bad news is that you spent all your retirement money.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:48 am
The good news is that his retirement fund was only $5.42.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:13 am
The bad news is that it was 5.42 CDN. 
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:48 pm
But the good news is that it's worth 6,256,479 Turkish Lira.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:59 pm
The bad news is that Turkey is pwned by France and ... well we all know what that means 
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:12 pm
The good news is the comet just took out France!
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:18 pm
The bad news is no more Audrey Tautou.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:46 pm
The good news is that we don't know who she is.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:46 pm
And the bad news is we're prolly gonna find out!
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:25 pm
The good news is that we do know she gives great ****.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:32 pm
the bad news is "HUGS" is a censored word.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:47 pm
The good news is, at least it wasn't "farts"...
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:51 pm
The bad news it sure smells like one.
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:08 pm
The good news is that I have air-freshner right here.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:49 am
the bad news i replaced Muff's airfresher with shaving foam...
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:10 am
The good news is (Oh yeah!) I think she likes the shaving foam.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:24 am
The bad news is what she's gonna do to ya with it!
Oh wait.. that could be good news?? heh
Oh wait.. that could be good news?? heh
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:18 am
The good news is that I can be a true artist with a razor and some shaving cream
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:26 am
The bad news is Muff has a REALLY hair buttox; a razor isn't going to be enough!
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:30 am
The good news is my buttox is not that big so it won't take long!
(hey wait I have no hair in those areas)
(hey wait I have no hair in those areas)
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:44 am
The bad news is that I doubt I will ever get to verify that
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:07 am
the good news is that will_kill is going to take Icey out on a date!