Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:10 am
The bad news is that he isn't rich enough to get me to put out.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:22 am
The good news is: that's the good news.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:23 am
The bad news is: that's the only good news.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:35 pm
The good news is that we can hope for more good news.
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:50 pm
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:00 pm
Good news is I win the lottery!
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:34 pm
The bad news is you won a million Yen.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:41 pm
The good news is it wasn't a million men!
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:50 pm
Unfortunately the bad news is Bird Flu migrated to humans, and money isn't worth so much any more.
(I'm fluey as we type
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(I'm fluey as we type
)Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:02 pm
The good news is, all those damn emus will get what they deserve at last.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:05 pm
The bad news is, the birds will smell really bad.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:16 pm
The good news is, they will still taste like chicken.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:54 pm
The bad news is you're a freakin' vegetarian.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:58 pm
The good news is that Hahnenkam is one of those wussy vegetarians that eats chicken.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:02 pm
The bad news: -3 to alignment.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:07 pm
The good news is that in trying to figure out what the heck Topher meant, I learned something about RPGs.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:27 pm
The good news is you can be taught, the bad news is, you don't learn well.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:16 pm
The good news is that I am better off not learning whatever the heck it is you are talking about.
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:16 pm
The bad news is that he is talking about the new potato powered nuclear weapon that will give ultimate power to the one who owns it!
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:32 pm
The good news is that Money is now attending a mental institution.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:36 am
The bad news is he escaped.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:21 am
The good news is that he stole a case of Prosac and is giving it to our (ex)wives.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:29 am
The bad news is it's not Prosac but Viagra.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:36 am
Great! The good news is I go ahold of some for myself 
SCHWANG!
SCHWANG!
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:38 pm
The bad news is, as ice was taking his Viagra, one got stuck in his throat and he's had a stiff neck all day.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:44 pm
The good news is Pun saw it and became aroused.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:05 pm
And the bad news is ... uh ... well ... I can't go there
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:33 pm
The good news is Ice didn't go there. 
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:36 pm
The bad news is we will all go there eventually in life.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:39 pm
The good news is I'll get there first!
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:44 pm
Bad news is that the first gets castrated
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:18 pm
Good news is I don't ha-- wait...
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:54 pm
The bad news for DC is, too late
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:48 pm
The good news is that its never too late to loose your virginity.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:56 pm
The bad news is, it's your anal virginity.
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:58 pm
The good news is, if that's the case, I plan to die a virgin.
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:08 am
The good news is he's Jewish!DarkShadow wrote:The bad news is he escaped.
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:12 am
the bad news is, he's scamming people on ebay with his brand new "home circumsision" kit, which actually cuts off your anus!
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:52 am
The good news is no more mud butt.
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:10 am
The bad news is that George Takei has nothing to aim at anymore.