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I was walking down the street one day and some guy at a bus stop started waving at me as i walked by. So i gave him the, \"I'm straight, but i can still say hi in a friendly social way,\" nod. Then he fliped me off and frowned.

!?!?

So i looked hurt and keept walking. Two days later (wed) i was walking to school and spotted 'crazy guy' up ahead. As i passed him (cuz i rule at walking) i noticed i freaked him out. Then behind me i heard him say, \"Ya know you dont have to walk on the side!\" I stoped, turned around, and asked, \"Excuse me?\" As he walked past, crazy guy laughed and kept walking, and staring. I walked slower.

On friday i saw him in the cafe where i hang out!! This liberal/republican debate battle ground, had been put to a screeching halt as everyone's attention was put on \"crazy guy.\" It turns out that he hates anyone who looks like they think they're cool... when they're not!

Later that night, when i was jogging, someone threw a duck at me! Who throws ducks at people!!! This happened a while back but i only pieced together the clues of who could have been the culprit behind the duck.

Sounds interesting. Where do you \"walk\"? I'd like to \"walk\" around there.

Is this topic going to be a narration of your life?

........ a duck?

Zero! wrote:........ a duck?

yea.. hold the phone.. a real duck? or a rubber ducky?

I knew someone in HS like that too. He was a little odd and not quite playing with a full deck.

yes.. a duck. a walking quacking duck

Isaac wrote:yes.. a duck. a walking quacking duck

I think I speak for everyone here when I say O.o... Did you kep him? Or was he the next night's supper?
(okay, the last part, maybe not, but still!

wtf?

mm, not often you actually get flipped a bird!

how does one throw an actual duck....

My question exactly Ferno: because if you catch a duck, \"throwing\" it results in it flying away. Unless it is previously tethered.

I once made a circle of ducks, by feeding a hunk of pork fat tied to a length of fishing line to a duck. Ducks have \"straight through\" kind of digestive system, and pork fat goes through them in under a minute.

Anyway - to cut a long story short, you can feed the pork fat to successive ducks while keeping the ones you caught in a box. When you have 10 or so ducks you can pul the line taught and make a ring of ducks beak-to-tail.

The ducks get a bit upset when you start doing this though: strangely they don't seem to mind being pulled by their gullets or stuffed into a box though...

Eventually we got bored and cut the ducks loose - but it was kinda funny.

Disclaimer: I was 10 years old, and this was in 1975.

LOL

Hell, I'm 32 and I'm going to try it tommorrow!

If you take ducks and lock them into a building they will poop all over the place. They used to do it at college all the time. So, catch a couple ducks and lock them in your school or something.

Isaac wrote:Later that night, when i was jogging, someone threw a duck at me! Who throws ducks at people!!! This happened a while back but i only pieced together the clues of who could have been the culprit behind the duck.

Why do you have all the rotten luck with ducks? Everywhere you go, you keep finding ducks flying at you for some reason.

Do you need 12-gauge for defense?:P

good question.

Why do you think it wsa thrown? If it was alive, could it have been that the duck just came in for a \"hot\" landing with you being near by?? Ducks aren't real bright.

After the duck hit me, it landed on the ground.
I looked at him, he looked at me and quacked. Then with a wiggle of his tail he walked for a bit then sat down. The car that shot the duck at me, was already a few blocks away, and with out a cell phone i couldn't do anything but call animal control when i got home.
I started jogging down the street when i hear laughing. About 100 yards away two people grabbed the duck and ran!

WTF!?!?!?!??!

Testiculese wrote:LOL

Hell, I'm 32 and I'm going to try it tommorrow!

ROTFL!

Very creative, Isaac.

Are you sure this isn't an episode of the twilight zone?

It's ture! I sware on my new cool picture you should go check out, that this story is true!

Quack!