Quite the day I had...

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Quite the day I had...

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<Fernii> when i got to the bus depot i smelled propane leakin
<Fernii> so off i go, poundin on the caretaker's door to get him outta there
<Fernii> called 911.. and the entire volunteer fire dept showed up
<iRACECAR> damn
<Fernii> ya.. some knob left a tank open
<iRACECAR> what a moron
<Fernii> hah ya no kiddin
<Fernii> the place woulda gone up like a powderkeg if i didn't get there before the caretaker switched on a light or the furnace
<iRACECAR> yeah...
<iRACECAR> thank god you smelled that, though
<Fernii> ya
<Fernii> i went in.. sniffed.. jesus it stinks like.. propane in here
<Fernii> went out.. back in and sniffed again
<Fernii> ok i'm callin 911
<Fernii> screw this
<Fernii> *bangbangbangbang* hey get outta here there's gas man
<Fernii> man that caretaker was dead (asleep) to the world
<iRACECAR> \"huh what\"
<Fernii> yea exactly
<Fernii> get outta here man there's a gas leak somewhere
<Fernii> 'oh crap.. ok'
<Fernii> hell i couldn't determine the address of the place because of the busted placard
<Fernii> it was 111 something main hwy
<Fernii> the last digit was broken off
<iRACECAR> gawd
<Fernii> so after i tell dispatch i get the truck and freight moved
<Fernii> went back to the gate w/ the flashlight flaggin down the supervisor
<Fernii> 'this is it?' 'yea this is the place' 'okay'
<Fernii> oh!
<iRACECAR> jesus
<Fernii> man some MORON on the road wouldn't move outta the way for the ten ton firetruck bearin down on him
<Fernii> the firetruck's horn was just a-goin
<Fernii> i counted ten blasts
<Fernii> TEN!
<Fernii> lol i bet the firetruck driver was goin outta his mind
<iRACECAR> rofl
<Fernii> the idiot that wouldn't move was either being a jerk or was so confused he didn't know what to do
<Fernii> i'm like get offa the road stupid!
<iRACECAR> people just don't get it
<Fernii> the person who works at the depot got there at about 12 minutes after the trucks show up
<Fernii> and the business owner showed up soon after
<iRACECAR> damn
<Fernii> ya it was quite a scene
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Post by Bakdraft »

I witnessed the entire discussion, and it was truly awe-inspiring.

Seriously, though, Ferno saved the day here.
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Post by Krom »

Well done Ferno!
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*Applause* :D
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Nice man.
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gratz Ferny :)
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Way to go man. :)
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Post by Kiran »

That's awesome, Ferno! Great job saving the day! :D
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Ferno Defuses UED (Unintentional Explosive Device)
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Congrats, well done, and GIVE ME YOUR MONIEZ!!




















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It's a shocking world
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