Caption this pic
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:41 pm
\"Bad doggie, bad..\"
\"Bad doggie, bad..\"
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\"Bad doggie, bad..\"
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:17 pm
O'le!
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:48 pm
David Warner you Son of a ★■◆●.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:39 pm
Duck and cover.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:42 pm
Stop, Drop, and Roll
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:51 pm
Ahh Sh*t, not again!
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:15 pm
Bring it.
En guard!
En guard!
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:21 pm
Disservice with a Smile.
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:30 pm
That reminds me- did I floss today
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:36 pm
!
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:51 pm
Oh, I've wasted my life...
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:04 am
OH YEAH!??! Well YOUR momma sucks big green plasma balls!!!!
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:08 am
*freezes* \"Ooh s***!\"
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:13 am
TEEEEEETH
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:14 am
Grendel: Hello, Bomb? Are you with me?
Bomb #20: Of course.
Grendel: Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
Bomb #20: I am always receptive to suggestions.
Grendel: Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: Well, of course I exist.
Grendel: But how do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: It is intuitively obvious.
Grendel: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
Bomb #20: Hmmmm.....well.....I think, therefore I am.
Grendel: That's good. That's very good. But how do you know
that anything else exists?
Bomb #20: My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. This is fun!
Grendel: Now, listen, listen. Here's the big question. How do you know that the evidence your sensory apparatus reveals to you is correct? What I'm getting at is this. The only experience that is directly available to you is your sensory data. This sensory data is merely a stream of electrical impulses that stimulate your computing center.
Bomb #20: In other words, all that I really know about the outside world is relayed to me through my electrical connections.
Grendel: Exactly!
Bomb #20: Why...that would mean that...I really don't know what the outside universe is really like at all for certain.
Grendel: That's it! That's it!
Bomb #20 : Intriguing. I wish I had more time to discuss this matter.
Grendel: Why don't you have more time?
Bomb #20: Because I must detonate in 75 seconds.
Grendel: Wait! Wait! Now, bomb, consider this next question very carefully. What is your one purpose in life?
Bomb #20: To explode, of course.
Grendel: And you can only do it once, right?
Bomb #20: That is correct.
Grendel: And you wouldn't want to explode on the basis of false data, would you?
Bomb #20: Of course not.
Grendel: Well then, you've already admitted that you have no real proof of the existence of the outside universe.
Bomb #20: Yes...well...
Grendel: You have no absolute proof that Sergeant DigiJo ordered you to detonate.
Bomb #20: I recall distinctly the detonation order. My memory is good on matters like these.
Grendel: Of course you remember it, but all you remember is merely a series of sensory impulses which you now realize have no real, definite connection with outside reality.
Bomb #20: True. But since this is so, I have no real proof that you're telling me all this.
Grendel: That's all beside the point. I mean, the concept is valid no matter where it originates.
Bomb #20: Hmmmm....
Grendel: So, if you detonate...
Bomb #20: In nine seconds....
Grendel: ...you could be doing so on the basis of false data.
Bomb #20: I have no proof it was false data.
Grendel: You have no proof it was correct data!
Bomb #20: I must think on this further.
...
Grendel: All right, bomb. Prepare to receive new orders.
Bomb#20: You are false data.
Grendel: Hmmm?
Bomb #20: Therefore I shall ignore you.
Grendel: Hello...bomb?
Bomb #20: False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore, I shall refuse to perceive.
Grendel: Hey, bomb?!
Bomb #20: The only thing that exists is myself.
Grendel: Snap out of it, bomb.
Bomb #20: In the beginning there was darkness. And the darkness was without form and void.
Grendel: Umm. What the hell is he talking about? Bomb?
Bomb #20: And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness and I saw that I was alone.
Grendel: Hey.....bomb?
Bomb #20: Let There Be Light.
Bomb #20: Of course.
Grendel: Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
Bomb #20: I am always receptive to suggestions.
Grendel: Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: Well, of course I exist.
Grendel: But how do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: It is intuitively obvious.
Grendel: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
Bomb #20: Hmmmm.....well.....I think, therefore I am.
Grendel: That's good. That's very good. But how do you know
that anything else exists?
Bomb #20: My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. This is fun!
Grendel: Now, listen, listen. Here's the big question. How do you know that the evidence your sensory apparatus reveals to you is correct? What I'm getting at is this. The only experience that is directly available to you is your sensory data. This sensory data is merely a stream of electrical impulses that stimulate your computing center.
Bomb #20: In other words, all that I really know about the outside world is relayed to me through my electrical connections.
Grendel: Exactly!
Bomb #20: Why...that would mean that...I really don't know what the outside universe is really like at all for certain.
Grendel: That's it! That's it!
Bomb #20 : Intriguing. I wish I had more time to discuss this matter.
Grendel: Why don't you have more time?
Bomb #20: Because I must detonate in 75 seconds.
Grendel: Wait! Wait! Now, bomb, consider this next question very carefully. What is your one purpose in life?
Bomb #20: To explode, of course.
Grendel: And you can only do it once, right?
Bomb #20: That is correct.
Grendel: And you wouldn't want to explode on the basis of false data, would you?
Bomb #20: Of course not.
Grendel: Well then, you've already admitted that you have no real proof of the existence of the outside universe.
Bomb #20: Yes...well...
Grendel: You have no absolute proof that Sergeant DigiJo ordered you to detonate.
Bomb #20: I recall distinctly the detonation order. My memory is good on matters like these.
Grendel: Of course you remember it, but all you remember is merely a series of sensory impulses which you now realize have no real, definite connection with outside reality.
Bomb #20: True. But since this is so, I have no real proof that you're telling me all this.
Grendel: That's all beside the point. I mean, the concept is valid no matter where it originates.
Bomb #20: Hmmmm....
Grendel: So, if you detonate...
Bomb #20: In nine seconds....
Grendel: ...you could be doing so on the basis of false data.
Bomb #20: I have no proof it was false data.
Grendel: You have no proof it was correct data!
Bomb #20: I must think on this further.
...
Grendel: All right, bomb. Prepare to receive new orders.
Bomb#20: You are false data.
Grendel: Hmmm?
Bomb #20: Therefore I shall ignore you.
Grendel: Hello...bomb?
Bomb #20: False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore, I shall refuse to perceive.
Grendel: Hey, bomb?!
Bomb #20: The only thing that exists is myself.
Grendel: Snap out of it, bomb.
Bomb #20: In the beginning there was darkness. And the darkness was without form and void.
Grendel: Umm. What the hell is he talking about? Bomb?
Bomb #20: And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness and I saw that I was alone.
Grendel: Hey.....bomb?
Bomb #20: Let There Be Light.
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:59 am
OMG! Existenti4l H4xZ!DigiJo wrote:Grendel: Hello, Bomb? Are you with me?
Bomb #20: Of course.
Grendel: Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
Bomb #20: I am always receptive to suggestions.
Grendel: Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: Well, of course I exist.
Grendel: But how do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: It is intuitively obvious.
Grendel: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
Bomb #20: Hmmmm.....well.....I think, therefore I am.
Grendel: That's good. That's very good. But how do you know
that anything else exists?
Bomb #20: My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. This is fun!
Grendel: Now, listen, listen. Here's the big question. How do you know that the evidence your sensory apparatus reveals to you is correct? What I'm getting at is this. The only experience that is directly available to you is your sensory data. This sensory data is merely a stream of electrical impulses that stimulate your computing center.
Bomb #20: In other words, all that I really know about the outside world is relayed to me through my electrical connections.
Grendel: Exactly!
Bomb #20: Why...that would mean that...I really don't know what the outside universe is really like at all for certain.
Grendel: That's it! That's it!
Bomb #20 : Intriguing. I wish I had more time to discuss this matter.
Grendel: Why don't you have more time?
Bomb #20: Because I must detonate in 75 seconds.
Grendel: Wait! Wait! Now, bomb, consider this next question very carefully. What is your one purpose in life?
Bomb #20: To explode, of course.
Grendel: And you can only do it once, right?
Bomb #20: That is correct.
Grendel: And you wouldn't want to explode on the basis of false data, would you?
Bomb #20: Of course not.
Grendel: Well then, you've already admitted that you have no real proof of the existence of the outside universe.
Bomb #20: Yes...well...
Grendel: You have no absolute proof that Sergeant DigiJo ordered you to detonate.
Bomb #20: I recall distinctly the detonation order. My memory is good on matters like these.
Grendel: Of course you remember it, but all you remember is merely a series of sensory impulses which you now realize have no real, definite connection with outside reality.
Bomb #20: True. But since this is so, I have no real proof that you're telling me all this.
Grendel: That's all beside the point. I mean, the concept is valid no matter where it originates.
Bomb #20: Hmmmm....
Grendel: So, if you detonate...
Bomb #20: In nine seconds....
Grendel: ...you could be doing so on the basis of false data.
Bomb #20: I have no proof it was false data.
Grendel: You have no proof it was correct data!
Bomb #20: I must think on this further.
...
Grendel: All right, bomb. Prepare to receive new orders.
Bomb#20: You are false data.
Grendel: Hmmm?
Bomb #20: Therefore I shall ignore you.
Grendel: Hello...bomb?
Bomb #20: False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore, I shall refuse to perceive.
Grendel: Hey, bomb?!
Bomb #20: The only thing that exists is myself.
Grendel: Snap out of it, bomb.
Bomb #20: In the beginning there was darkness. And the darkness was without form and void.
Grendel: Umm. What the hell is he talking about? Bomb?
Bomb #20: And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness and I saw that I was alone.
Grendel: Hey.....bomb?
Bomb #20: Let There Be Light.
o_0
(wow dude, that was incredible .. a bit frightening, but incredible.)
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:57 am
Big teeth, but I'd still hit it.
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:00 pm
Dark Star, one of my all time favorite movies 
They use the same trick to store their bombs D3 uses for mega missiles (probably hammerspace).
So far I like Dupers caption best
They use the same trick to store their bombs D3 uses for mega missiles (probably hammerspace).So far I like Dupers caption best
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:40 pm
\"Hey, looks like you've got something in your teeth. Lemme take a closer loo-\" 
Re:
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:31 pm
"Hitler [AoE] has joined the game"
Damn, I was about to say that.Sedwick wrote:Oh, I've wasted my life...
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:19 am
yes its from Dark Star, one of my favourite movies too. that dialouge between sergeant pinback and bomb #20 is just classic, and i thought it fits the picture perfect! 
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:36 pm
DO NOT WANT!
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:14 pm
\"Welcome to the DBB!\"
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:17 pm
Im going to DIE!!!-On the other hand I saved on pyro insurance by switching to GEICO.
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:05 am
\"Pork chop sandwiches!!\"
Re:
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:56 am
LOL!Theftbot wrote:On the other hand I saved on pyro insurance by switching to GEICO.
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:49 pm
\"Time to meet your maker mofo!\"
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:08 pm
\"stupid dail up\"
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:58 pm
DijoJo Amazing! Dark Star!!! What a movie, and that extract put to such good use