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If Some Video Game Weapons or Items Were Real...

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:14 am
by Nergen-Ak1-Defender
What would you do with it or them?

I would love to have the:


gravity gun:

because i wouldn't have to get up to get stuff in my house lol j/k.

I could get somebody out of my parking spot.

If soembody peeves me off, ill just get the organic GG and swing 'em around.

What about you guys?

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:26 am
by Foil
Fusion Cannon - clear a path through traffic. 8)

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:27 am
by Krom
The Force.

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:42 am
by Topher

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:31 pm
by Grendel
Krom wrote:The Force.
That's neither a "Video game item or weapon" :P

Edit.

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:42 pm
by Spidey
Krom wrote:The Force.
But The Force “is" real… :wink:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:58 pm
by Krom
Have none of you ever played a Star Wars game?

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:55 pm
by Topher
Krom wrote:Have none of you ever played a Star Wars game?
Who the hell would want to use the "Star Wars" guns? "Set it to stun and shoot blue circles!" Huzzah.

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:01 pm
by d0ggY
BFG9000 - Doom2
Shrink Gun - Duke 3D

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:25 pm
by Tunnelcat
Guass Cannon. Big noise, can't see it coming, lots of splatter.

Gravity Gun. No more lifting. :lol:

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:05 pm
by Money!
Fusion. Just cause it's my favorite weapon in Descent.

I would love to have an actual Pyro itself and fly it around. And have an unlimited payload of every weapon while I'm at it. N I'd use it to kill terrorists or whatever.

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:12 pm
by d0ggY
I forgot to mention the Chicken Launcher from Redneck Rampage. Come on now?! A chicken launcher?! HAHA! Oh the fun!

Come to think of it, aside from the legality and a visit from PETA, this would be possible to create.

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:41 pm
by roid
flash missiles would be all like... SHAZAM!

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:19 am
by Kyouryuu
I'd love a Portal Gun. That would be pretty cool. Just set up a couple portals and you have a direct link to anywhere.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:30 am
by Sirius
Kyouryuu wrote:I'd love a Portal Gun. That would be pretty cool. Just set up a couple portals and you have a direct link to anywhere.
... now that you mention it, seconded. Going into the centre of the city each day gets expensive.

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:51 am
by The Lion
Smart missiles - for use in dark alleys and to eliminate any surprises waiting around the corner.

The RIAA and like-minded associations would make good targets for any available black sharks,
although they should be applied with a bit more care.

The Transmogrifier Tonic from Guild Wars would also be fun.

wtf kind of thread is this :-)

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:53 am
by CDN_Merlin
I think I'd like the Helix cannon and the Pheonix from D2. To be able to shoot around corners would rock. Imagine knowing someone is gonna turn a corner and cut you off, you can hit him before he even gets close. :D

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:49 pm
by Spidey
Sirius wrote:
Kyouryuu wrote:I'd love a Portal Gun. That would be pretty cool. Just set up a couple portals and you have a direct link to anywhere.
... now that you mention it, seconded. Going into the centre of the city each day gets expensive.
Heh…I’ve often heard people say things like this if they had some kind of super gadget thingy, I would certainly figure a way to “not have to work” if I had such a thing.

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:09 pm
by Krom
The Portalgun would make moving/getting around/cleaning so much easier...

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:32 pm
by Topher
Krom wrote:The Portalgun would make moving/getting around/cleaning so much easier...
Did nobody follow my link? :P

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/10/12

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:59 pm
by Spidey
I think nobody followed it, but I can’t vouch for anybody else. :P

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:07 pm
by Warlock
Burst 2 From FF11 :D

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:45 pm
by Dakatsu
Nali Healing Fruit FTW!

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:08 pm
by Ferno
Gimme that gargantuan ion cannon from UT2004, and the gravity vortex generator (quantum singularity) gun from the chaos mod.

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:50 pm
by Sedwick
Eh, I guess I'm a simple guy sometimes. A rack of idiot-seeking homing missiles atop my car would bring me much joy.
d0ggY wrote:I forgot to mention the Chicken Launcher from Redneck Rampage. Come on now?! A chicken launcher?! HAHA! Oh the fun!

Come to think of it, aside from the legality and a visit from PETA, this would be possible to create.
It's already here...

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:59 pm
by Sapphire Wolf
Screw Attack from Metroid. XD

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:11 pm
by AceCombat
Sedwick wrote:
It's already here...

what da f00k?

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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:18 am
by TechPro
AceCombat wrote:
Sedwick wrote:
It's already here...

what da f00k?
Heh heh. :lol: I'd always wondered how they went about gathering chickens to harvest them for the slaughter.

Bet there is at least one Animal Rights group that objects to that method. (Would like to see the Animal Rights group try to gather chickens even half that fast)

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:19 am
by DarkHorse

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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:37 am
by roid
AceCombat wrote:
Sedwick wrote:
It's already here...

what da f00k?

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoverydrunk

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:21 am
by AceCombat
id like to see a Halo Warthog for the Marines just like in the game as they are Marines.

and then once they develop rail guns for smaller vehicles one of those!

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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:07 pm
by Red_5
Topher wrote:
Krom wrote:Have none of you ever played a Star Wars game?
Who the hell would want to use the "Star Wars" guns? "Set it to stun and shoot blue circles!" Huzzah.
Psh. I'd have a Concussion Rifle (Jedi Academy). Clears toilet clogs like none other!

Or maybe the Omega cannon, D2X-XL style. Massive lightning-shooting weapons intrigue me.

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:35 pm
by roid
here's a lightning gun Red_5

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:06 pm
by WillyP
They should make weapons like this for video games.

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:09 pm
by roid
that's a magazine loader for a chicken machine gun.

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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:36 am
by Warlock
Sapphire Wolf wrote:Screw Attack from Metroid. XD
with space jump :D

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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:00 pm
by Red_5
roid wrote:here's a lightning gun Red_5
That's pretty cool. It just needs to fire in a continuous stream.

But that probably isn't possible.

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:25 am
by Burlyman
heh... The Screw Attack, huh? That's assuming you can actually jump like that. :P You'd need Samus' space suit's power-assisted movement.

I actually think the coolest powerup (item in Metroid lingo :P) would be the Speed Booster. Never would I be late anywhere! ^_~

As far as weapons.... hmm I could have used the Hyper Beam this morning. =P There was a car that ran out of fuel right in front of my lane. Or maybe I could put on the Light Suit and use the Annihilator Beam on some of my old enemies from grade school. :twisted: B00M, headshot!

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:34 am
by Sapphire Wolf
Maybe I could use a FireFlower but first, I need a Super Mushroom to be twich my size(whoa!) before getting the fire flower.

(As for the screw attack, I do need a male space power suit(I know, no such thing in Metroid) since Samus Aran is a female. :))

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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:43 am
by TIGERassault
Sapphire Wolf wrote:(As for the screw attack, I do need a male space power suit(I know, no such thing in Metroid) since Samus Aran is a female. :))
So why would you need a male suit?


:P