I want a debate, I good, nice and juicy one. One that has a great impact on our very lives:
Ninjas are better than pirates.
Why? Because their bodies are trained from birth to remain freakishly agile, fast, and deadly. They are masters of weaponry and can remain unseen at nighttime.
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:32 pm
by Vindicator
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:59 pm
by Kilarin
Good one Vindicator!
To add one more. Ninja's have to wear a burka. Pirates get poofy sleeves, spiffy boots, snazzy coats, and cool hats!
Ninjas don't have chicks because chicks can never find them
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:44 pm
by Tunnelcat
Pirates are drunks (they do love their rum) and are usually passed-out wasted when they're not out raiding, killing and looting. Ninjas would just creep up and slice and dice at the most opportune moment! Ninjas win!
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:03 pm
by Isaac
Sharingan!!! !:evil:!
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:52 pm
by Duper
tunnelcat wrote:Pirates are drunks (they do love their rum) and are usually passed-out wasted when they're not out raiding, killing and looting. Ninjas would just creep up and slice and dice at the most opportune moment! Ninjas win!
they (ninjas) are also willing to stand waist deep in poo for hours to wait for a victim. ... I'll take the rum....
(true story btw)
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:23 pm
by S13driftAZ
I'll one up the pirate picture.
You never see ninjas with wenches because your not supposed to see them at all.
That's where the imagination part kicks in.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:08 pm
by Insurrectionist
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:33 pm
by Duper
Insurrectionist wrote:
Wait.. that's kinda a pirate/ninja....right?
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:55 pm
by Burlyman
why are certain people around the world debating about ninjas and pirates these days? o.O I wouldn't have even noticed if I wasn't looking for ninja images online. :P
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:28 pm
by Duper
Chuck Norris can beat both at the same time... with one hand and one foot.
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:34 am
by S13driftAZ
Duper wrote:Chuck Norris can beat both at the same time... with one hand and one foot.
Thanks Duper. Now we must end this argument or else chuck norris will roundhouse kick everyone on the forum.
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:47 am
by Isaac
Burlyman wrote:why are certain people around the world debating about ninjas and pirates these days? o.O I wouldn't have even noticed if I wasn't looking for ninja images online.
I'm pretty sure this site started it: http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
Back in the day, they had lots of anti pirate stuff. I'm sure it's still posted somewhere on that site.
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:42 pm
by S13driftAZ
To reinforce why i think ninjas are cool...
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:36 pm
by SirSamII
S13driftAZ wrote:To reinforce why i think ninjas are cool...
wow, all though some were funny, that video was to long for the humor it tried to portray.
lol check this out:
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:13 pm
by Duper
uh.. why would I want to showcase my \"package\". :p o_0
actually, What that picture does is show the necessity of keeping both around!
On one side you have a weapon of mass destruction and on the other you have a sniping weapon!
...still \"package\" ??!?? eew!
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:36 pm
by Alter-Fox
Sorry for the thread revival, but this is hilarious. I was reading this thread just before I found this sketch by Monty Python.
