DescentBB

It's difficult to communicate with my coworkers. The other night my cab got stuck in a parking lot full of ice, and after 40 minutes of chipping at the ice with a hammer I finally got it out. Later at the cabshack, I decided to try to have a conversation with a fellow cabbie, and told him that my car had been stuck in the ice. I said the ice was so thick I thought I'd have to let the taxi company tow it out. He said the tow truck cost $80 at that distance. I said, \"Geez, well they should just wait for the ice to melt\". I thought this was sensible, rather than pay a towing company, just come back a few days after the ice melts enough to drive it out. To which he said: \"You're going to sit there and wait for the ice to melt? Cmon now.\" And then dismissed me with a wave of the hand like the revealed moron I was.


Yea, that's what I meant: \"I'm going to sit in my cab and wait for the ice to melt.\"


*Crackle*
Number 4, it's 6am you bringing the cab in?
*Crackle*

*Crackle*
Yea, as soon as the ice melts
*Crackle*

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Knock Knock Knock

Evening Officer

Neighbors complained there's been a cab in this parking lot all weekend

It's ok officer, just waiting for the ice to melt

Well you gotta get it out of here

On my way officer

Officer leaves

as soon as the ice melts


Knock Knock Knock

Hey, are you on duty? I need to get somewhere

Yea as soon as the ice melts

Oh

You can sit in here, but the meter is a dollar a minute

Oh


Knock Knock Knock

Morning Officer

I thought I told you to get this cab out of here

I will officer, as soon as the ice melts

As soon as the ice melts? Hey, who's that in the backseat? You, what are you doing?

Just waiting for the ice to melt so he can get me somewhere

Get out of the car now

No he can't leave officer, he owes me $999.99