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Before anyone gets miffed over these, they're all in good fun Feel free to add your own

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Etiquette in the Mines : When to avoid Spawnkilling and Typekilling

-authored by Behemoth

CTF and you : How to cap more flags than DT

-authored by Lothar, forward by Grendel

3 Easy steps to avoid Mothing

-authored by SickOne, illustrated by Bagheera

Walking Away : How to retire from the game and stay retired gracefully

-authored by Ryujin, forward by Sergeant Thorne

Posting With Purpose

-co-authored by TheWhat & Bubbalou

Avoid living in the past : A simple guide to nutting up and playing the game

-authored by Krom

The Wide World of Levels beyond Indika 3

-authored by Darktalyn, audio book narrated by LEON

Developing a Loving, Respectful Relationship with Trifusion

-authored by Foil

heh!

My only contact with Truckstop Whurkers and Friggin' Creationists: The DBB
authored by: Duh Brudders (audio book by me)

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3908663/Descent ... 0Blues.mp3

More "Shortest Ever":

UnCentrism - Learning to Value the Methods and Styles Other Than One's Own

- DarkTalyn


My Love Affair With The Black Pyro

- Foil

Darktalyn1 wrote:Developing a Loving, Respectful Relationship with Trifusion

-authored by Foil

Hehe! I feel loved.

BTW, I love Tri-Fusion (I just don't enjoy pop-a-shot levels like BI3). Ever met my FoilTanker pilot?

You seem to have the wrong title for me... should be

3 ways to Moth, Eat, and Die by Fusion

ooops this would be a very long book...

sorry

Remember, these are the shortest books ever written.

Here's some more -

Great Alternatives to flying the Skipnix

-authored by Warpig.

My personal experiences with Low Ping

-authored by Mobius

It's only a game - Learning to control your temper

-authored by Sandmann

Diversity of styles: How to use other tactics than running.

By ouch, foreword by Canuck



Diversity of styles 2:

Darktalyn gives a deep analysis on different game mods such as CTF and Entropy and how you will benefit from them.

42 (The meaning of life)
By Zaphod

All you hax sux and you're gay (and other endless whining)
by Candypants

I'm going to be your leader (even though I look like Luigi and no one cares about my opinion)
by judas

You scared away my adult clan members from a teenagers videogame because you used family un-friendly language.
by some limp wristed honky

I think people in here aren't getting the \"Shortest Books Ever\" theme, DT.

P.S. TheWhat, you can name me. I don't mind. This thread is 'in good fun'.

TheWhat wrote:All you hax sux and you're gay (and other endless whining)
by Candypants

I'm going to be your leader (even though I look like Luigi and no one cares about my opinion)
by judas

You scared away my adult clan members from a teenagers videogame because you used family un-friendly language.
by some limp wristed honky

Yeah, some of these would be incredibly long...

How to sound like your not whining while whining about all the whining
by TehWhat

Okay, some folks (edit: only referring to a couple guys in here) still don't get it.

\"SHORTEST\"!!

That means the titles should be the opposite of what you're saying, okay?

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Like:

Things I Hate About Anarchy
-by Darktalyn

This qualifies as a \"shortest book\", because he clearly does not hate anarchy.

...Get it?

Jeez Foil I understood that. I was just trying like heck to call TheWhat a whiner

No…explain it again, please.

Sorry, flip. I was referring to some others in here.

I suppose I should add this to the \"shortest\" list now:

The Art Of Maintaining Composure in DBB Descent Threads
- illustrated by Foil

Anarchy Etiquette of Online Gaming
- by Foil

Run, Chuck and Skip the Effects of Wireless and Loss
- Author- Cannuck, prelude by Bagheera

Living the Alias Life
- by Weedhopper

Trigger Taping and the Microwave
- by Samus

D3 multiplayer: How to win in anarchy.

By Mr.Obs

How to use audio taunts in 3 easy steps
- Dadas

Delusional Whining and Moaning About Connects
-By Bubbalou

No, It's...

Mastering The Nuances of Internet Gameplay
- by Bubbalou, forward by Neo/Samus, preface by Barry

you guys still do not get it

The fine art of missile placement
- By the [BOZ] bots

Dogfighting with primary weapons
- A song by Bettina and the Subway Dancers

Classy responses to opponents' effective moves
- By Tiger

Camping to rack up kills in CTF
- By BottleRocket

Dogfighting with primary weapons
- A song by Bettina and the Subway Dancers

Now that is funny sh#t !!!

Online books.
F8, Connecting people.
10 easy steps to polite f8 usage.

-By badboy.

LEON wrote:10 easy steps to polite f8 usage.

-By badboy.

How not to Troll The DBB
by TheWhat

Heretic wrote:How not to Troll The DBB
by TheWhat

Weak; if you are going to go that route then you need something like:

Ten easy approaches to have reasonable and intelligent discourse online.
by TheWhat.

Or:

The beginners guide to avoid political extremism.
by Woodchip, co authored by Bettina, foreword by ThunderBunny.