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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_95 ... es.sexlife

Just plain craziness. What were they expecting, kids to pop out of thin air?

hehe, just a lack of education. Good thing is... they are going to have some fun trying to make one. Gonna find out what that tool is for hehe

Wow. This just took the myth of Germans as romancless machines to a whole new level.

Thats amazing.

wow. they should make a new new testament and add some stuff in so this stops happening.

Yes, call it the book of Jenna, and include a free porn DVD with it.

This is really just shocking. Their religious parents did them a bit of injustice by not telling them, but damn, youd think by all accounts theyd find out what those organs in their crotch are for SOMEWHERE along the line.

Guess they figured everyone was blessed with a baby jesus

8 years and they never had sex. WTF? You'd think hormones alone would have driven them to do something.

yeah i herd about this on monday

Ananova is a tabloid, not a reliable news source.

ja mein Führer

I read the same thing a few days ago in the Washington Times, which is a little more trustworthy.

It said he was 36 and she was 32. Ananova says she's 30. That begins to call the whole thing into question...

Unbelieveable in an age where 13 year olds are having children.

W..I..E..R..D!!

are germans really that dumb? i mean they make great cars, and pretty darn good sausages

What does their "dumbness" have to do w/ being german ? You just read about 2 out of ~80.000.000

Bet they're going at it like rabbits now that the clouds have parted (Auchtung fraulein, meine frankfurter is like das Hindenburg again!). I wonder if they'll be shocked that the baby doesn't arrive via courier, packaged in cellophane and styrofoam peanuts.

" MOM,MOM, I just found out what my special purpose is for! and is it great!" hehe

Oh... Man

I guess the word Virgin means nothing to them dispite being Christian.

hattrick wrote:MOM,MOM, I just found out what my special purpose is for! and is it great!

lol

gee thats embarrasing......going through sex therapy and having sex classes....how dumb would you feel to that (not that itd be bad...)

this woman my parents knew didn't know how kids were born.

while she was PREGNANT!!!

she thought she'd have to get operated on (i guess she thought all kids were just born with sezarian sections), and jokingly said to her husband "you won't think i'm beutiful when i'm all cut up".

the husband said "o_O"

she truly didn't realise that her kid would be squeezing outta her vag. after all the o_Os were over, the teaching started, the next few weeks she found pretty educationally facinating let me tell you. hehe, hows that for a slight hole in your education.

i mean, she was pregnant at the time. how did she think ppl thousands of years ago gave birth? they simply cut mothers open with swords!?

the word noob is thrown around alot ............

these guys are so going to therapy when there car dosnt start. :im sitting in the car: :why isnt it on:

Don't people like naturally desire each other? I mean, Adam and Eve had to find out how to make babies somehow. I'll place my bets on the fact that they were "reverse" educated- told that anything to do with their private areas is gross and sinful (or something like that- therefore leading them to not even consider having sex, due to the fact that that would lead to "inappropriate" things.

Civilized behavor can override instincts, especially w/ strict supervision in the teens..

Yeah, being civilized sucks doesnt it?

Feel free to live like a neaderthal

yeh I want to live on an island and take dumps in the bush...

Nexus_One wrote:are germans really that dumb? i mean they make great cars, and pretty darn good sausages

Ja, this German just didn't know what to do with the hang-down sausage

The husband, 36, and his wife, 32, thought all they had to do to make a baby was to lie next to each other and something would happen, the Mirror reported Tuesday.

If i get her lying next to me in the bed, you can bet something's gonna happen.

now he is gonna be rushing her to the hospital for chronic headaches.

HEH

LOL @ Cops