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Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:07 am**

To Master CUDA.

It only took me 12 years to make 5000 posts. Thats about 1 post a day. Not like some of you no life tards with 10, 000+ posts in half the time. GET A LIFE PEOPLE

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:51 am**

OK, all hail master Cuda for his 5000th post.

Take this octopus as a price for unlocking the 5000th post achievement:

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:31 pm**

Does CUDA get a kewpie doll now?

Hmmm. I have just less than 200 posts to go before I catch up to you CUDA. BWAAAAHAAAAAAA!

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2013 5:52 pm**

Congrats - at my rate, I don't think I'll ever get that many

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:18 pm**

tunnelcat wrote:
Hmmm. I have just less than 200 posts to go before I catch up to you CUDA. BWAAAAHAAAAAAA!

ya but your one of those that need to get a life for doing it in half the time

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:19 pm**

Flatlander wrote:Congrats - at my rate, I don't think I'll ever get that many

Ya flat at your rate you'll be a senior citizen before you reach 5k

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:23 pm**

*clap*....*clap*.....*clap*......

*cough*8740*cough*

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2013 11:32 pm**

12 years... lol.

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:57 am**

Big deal.

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:41 am**

Avder wrote:Big deal.

Wasnt meant to be a big deal. It was posted in fun. You should try it sometime

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:42 am**

Duper wrote:*clap*....*clap*.....*clap*......

*cough*8740*cough*

LOL loser

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:44 am**

fliptw wrote:12 years... lol.

1998 doesn't count! That was before Al Gore invented the internet

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:53 am**

CUDA wrote:
Avder wrote:Big deal.
Wasnt meant to be a big deal. It was posted in fun. You should try it sometime

Big fat hairy deal.

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:54 am**

Check out Mr Grumpy Pants.

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:04 pm**

Why do people care about post count? I've never understood this. The quality of posts is what matters, not the number, whether high or low or how long or short to reach.

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:23 pm**

That kind of affirmation is necessary for survival when one has a sub-1000 post count.

I have participated quite a bit in the DBB, for what that is worth, and I have a fairly high post count and a rank which reflects that. It's kind of nice, but in the grand scheme of things there are at least a couple of things in life which are more important.

Does this really have to be said?

EDIT: Oh, and long live CUDA.

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:03 pm**

CUDA wrote:
tunnelcat wrote:
Hmmm. I have just less than 200 posts to go before I catch up to you CUDA. BWAAAAHAAAAAAA!
ya but your one of those that need to get a life for doing it in half the time

Hell, I'd of gotten waaaaay past you years ago if I'd spent even twice as much time here. So that means I DO have a life, most of the time.

People that DON'T have a life are usually seen walking around with their thumbs twiddling on a smart phone, their heads unnaturally bent forward like it's gonna roll off, scrolling through their oh so important Facebook page while running into posts or other such obstacles.

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:56 pm**

CUDA wrote:
Duper wrote:*clap*....*clap*.....*clap*......

*cough*8740*cough*

LOL loser

It would be interesting to see what kinda post count we'd have if the DBB pre-dump counts were included. I also had all my "Duperman" posts as well.
All that aside, where'd you and I first meet Cuda? Was it the first Interplay boards or Kali? I still remember that LAN at your house with Hound trying to burn copies at x2 speed and you're wife yelling at us for something... maybe it was your kids.

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 6:49 pm**

*whistling*

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Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 6:54 pm**

Oh snap - busted back down to cadet!

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 6:58 pm**

Oops, did I do that?

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Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:43 pm**

Abuse of MOD powers! There must be a custom title as penance!

Also it's too bad you can't put a string value in place of that number. "Posts: Geez! Go Outside!"

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:49 pm**

Sergeant Thorne wrote:Also it's too bad you can't put a string value in place of that number. "Posts: Geez! Go Outside!"

Yeah, but if I was going to do that, I'd be the one who would need it...

<-13,888

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:09 pm**

Looks like you have some work to do, CUDA.

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:25 pm**

Kind of a mean thing to do, if he really was happy about those points, krom.

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:26 pm**

Krom wrote:Oops, did I do that?

cuda2.png

Do you know if the user_posts column is a *signed* integer?

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:36 pm**

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:00 pm**

Krom wrote:*whistling*

cuda.png

LoL prick

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:10 pm**

Ferno wrote:Looks like you have some work to do, CUDA.

LOL lets see 12 years to reach 5000 posts, that means I'll reach master again in 2025, wholly crap I'll be 65

Posted: **Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:14 am**

Jeff250 wrote:Do you know if the user_posts column is a *signed* integer?

Nah, its unsigned. Although that would have been amusing too...

Posted: **Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:35 am**

woohoo! postcount. postcount!!

what?

Posted: **Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:27 am**

Yeah... PC++

Posted: **Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:20 am**

I have a life
It doesn't cost me much time
And another life
Where I'm a snow leopard
I have yet another life
In my head, where I like to go
And another life completely
In my dreams
I have a life in the world
Where I'm looking for work
And a life
Where I'm a professional composer
And another life
Writing songs and stories
I have a life on the internet
That I'm living right now
And finally, a life
Where I write a crapload of lame poems

Posted: **Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:15 pm**

Pbbbbbbbbbbbbfft! Yeeeeeeeees!!! In yer face CUDA! 5001!

Posted: **Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:27 am**

Posted: **Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:26 am**

Nobody appreciates wierd poetry

What is a haiku?
I do not know what you mean
Have some cherry pie

Posted: **Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:25 pm**

Mmmmmmmm, pie!

Posted: **Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:56 pm**

An Ode to Bacon wrote:Roses are Red
Bacon is Red
Poems are Hard
Bacon

Posted: **Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:12 am**

CUDA wrote:
Ferno wrote:Looks like you have some work to do, CUDA.
LOL lets see 12 years to reach 5000 posts, that means I'll reach master again in 2025, wholly crap I'll be 65

You'll never catch up and whats wrong with 65

Posted: **Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:15 am**

woodchip wrote: You'll never catch up

probably not

whats wrong with 65

nothing, I drive 65 all the time

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