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Rules: Reply to the thread above yours with a cheap/knockoff/ghetto solution to their christmas gift wish. Then give your wish.


Since there is none for me to reply to, i'll just give my wish.

Dear Santa,

I'd like a PS4

Here you go, I got you a NES clone.

Dear Santa, I'd like a TARDIS for Christmas.

For you Avder, I give you the next best thing, the Lego Tardis

Dear Santa, I want a fully functioning, life size Pyro GL 10.0 with all the requisite propulsion systems, weapons and accessories.

Here you go, I got you the correct Pyro!

Dear Santa, I want a fully functional Battlemech, with 2 Gauss Rifles, 4 Heavy Medium Lasers, 2 Medium Pulse Lasers, and a 6-pack Streak Short Range Missile Launcher

Your choice of armor configuration! (was all they had left after the Black Friday madness)

I want reindeer jerky...

Sergeant Thorne wrote:Your choice of armor configuration! (was all they had left after the Black Friday madness)

I want reindeer jerky...

http://www.jerky.com/products/all-natur ... ator-jerky
There your is jerky
Dear Santa I want a 8 core processor

There's your 8 core processor. All I want for Christmas is money.

Here's your money flip. Mmmmmmmm, chocolately goodness:



Dear Santa, I want a snow blower to clear the 8 inches of drifting snow we got today that I just spent 2 hours shoveling from my driveway.

Yea, on my block...its the plows that do that.

The city requires you to shovel your sidewalk within some unrealistic timeframe, when you do...the plows come by and force you to do it twice.

Spidey wrote:Yea, on my block...its the plows that do that.

The city requires you to shovel your sidewalk within some unrealistic timeframe, when you do...the plows come by and force you to do it twice.

Ha, ha. Our city calls all those rock hard piles of snirt and ice that their plows leave in front of your driveway "windrows". Doesn't even come close. How about concrete barriers of death, because they'll give you a coronary while trying to clear them.

tunnelcat wrote:Dear Santa, I want a snow blower to clear the 8 inches of drifting snow we got today that I just spent 2 hours shoveling from my driveway.

Here you go TC. It also blows H2O around http://i.imgur.com/3RSMJdK.jpg close enough.

Dear Santa, I really want Ruger LCR .357 magnum with crimson trace grips.

Close enough for government work. http://www.impactguns.com/ruger-lcr-pin ... 54091.aspx

Dear Santa, I'd like a tame tiger for a pet that eats burglars, deer, turkeys and jerk dog owners who let their dogs poop on my lawn.

Here ya go, you get Tigger!


Dear Santa, I want a Bat Mobile

Too violent. So here's a much nicer book mobile!

Dear Santa, I really really want/need the newest Samsung android phone!!!

You get an old nokia phone


Dear Santa, I want a AmEx Credit Card