A trucker and a blonde

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A trucker and a blonde

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Time to liven up the place with some humor. :)

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says " Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Canada and I'm driving the salt truck."
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booo
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Post by Darkside Heartless »

LOL that's a nice one :lol:
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:) I needed that
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Post by Duper »

good one Top! LOL! ... please tell me that was a Canadian blonde. ;) :mrgreen:
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hahahaha awesome
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lol
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STRESSTEST wrote:booo
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STRESSTEST wrote:booo
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STRESSTEST wrote:booo
:)
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BOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by JMEaT »

Winnar! You get a hardy "Heh!"
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Post by Vertigo 99 »

For future referance, the proper way for mass quoting is to quote the last person that said it. So it should have looked like this:
Tricord wrote:
Dark Falcon wrote:
Vertigo 99 wrote:
STRESSTEST wrote:booo
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Word on the quoting.
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Oh fsk you who said boo. As if you have a sense of humor. :roll:
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Post by Vertigo 99 »

Top Wop wrote:Oh fsk you who said boo. As if you have a sense of humor. :roll:
Sense of humor? Dude, next year, I'm moving to New York to [hopefully] be a comedian.

Humor is my bag, yo.
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Vertigo 99 wrote:
Top Wop wrote:Oh fsk you who said boo. As if you have a sense of humor. :roll:
Sense of humor? Dude, next year, I'm moving to New York to [hopefully] be a comedian.

Humor is my bag, yo.
Good luck. :)
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Thx, I'll need it, that's for sure.
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