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the latest buzz
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:06 pm
by HaAGen DaZS
moowuahahaha
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&c ... &printer=1
sucks to be one of the passengers, though... zzZzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ...ooooooh
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:33 pm
by JMEaT
... You sure are good at finding these weird news stories.
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:27 pm
by Battlebot
its called fark.com
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:24 pm
by Nitrofox125
I saw something on that on Airline the other day, LOL
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:04 pm
by MD-2389
heheh
I remember a couple years ago airport security here in the US heard a vibrator going off in a suitcase (turns out the luggage shifted, turning it on). Instead of taking the suitcase into a room, security cut the lock off and opened it right in plain view, and proudly held up the offending vibrator for all to see.
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:05 am
by roid
"Cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant" revealed on an international news site that she knows very well what a vibrator sounds like.
good one Lynne.
hehe, i'll have to look around for Lynne next time i'm at the airport
. give her some hassle.
(i live 10mins from this very airport)
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:44 am
by HaAGen DaZS
how ironic would it be if the contriversial dildo exploded?
mind you, i hope no one picked it up from lost lugage if this is the case..
KAAAPOW!!
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:52 am
by rick_forrest
That would be better than it exploding while in use...
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:34 am
by roid
...But when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to call the police.... Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor. One out of ten, it's a dildo. Sometimes it's even a *man*. It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We gotta use the indefinite article: "A dildo". Never "Your dildo."
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:28 am
by Iceman
Next thing ya know Al Queda will be using dildos for hiding bombs .
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:32 am
by rick_forrest
*has an idea* Now there you go! We don't bomb 'em, we drop tons of dildos on them!
that oughta get their attention...
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:55 pm
by HaAGen DaZS
imagine having one of them land in your eye!
MY EYE!!!
i mean, it's better than a bomb, right? but you're not gunna have many friends with this giant rubber thing wiggling around. well, actually. you could be more popular than ever!
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:56 pm
by Vindicator
You'll make friends with half the population, at least
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:01 pm
by Iceman
60%
50% women
10% queer
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:05 pm
by HaAGen DaZS
talk about a ★■◆●-eating grin!