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Geek Jokes

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 7:37 am
by Dedman
Geek joke # 1

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all interviewing for the same job.

The mathematician gets called in first and gets asked only one question.
â??what is 1 plus 1?â?

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 8:46 am
by Topher
BANGS-HEAD-ON-WALL......

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:17 am
by TheCops
q: how many geeks does it take to change a lightbulb?

a: 1; but he ran out of lightbulbs and is afraid to leave the house to buy some more.

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 10:10 am
by BAAL
ROFL meat!

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 2:12 am
by Akasha
How many teenyboppers does it take to flame a thread?

Three, but many more follow up posting pretty much the same stuff and lame stuff too.

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:54 pm
by DCrazy
*groan* at #2 Image

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 3:18 am
by Sage
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="3">Originally posted by TheCops:
<b> q: how many geeks does it take to change a lightbulb?

a: 1; but he ran out of lightbulbs and is afraid to leave the house to buy some more.

</b></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
and ordered some off the internet.

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2004 2:23 pm
by Dedman
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="3">Originally posted by DCrazy:
*groan* at #2 Image</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, but you laughed on the inside didn't you. C'mon, admit it.

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 9:54 pm
by Ferno
How many jocks does it take to beat up a geek?

none, the geek runs away like the lil pu**y he is.

Image

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:12 am
by Sage
How many geeks does it take to take a ****.

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