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The State of the Union

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 10:14 am
by Poozilla
(this could go in a variety of forums, sry if I selected the wrong one.....also see "Coalition of the willing"..... Image

State of the Union Dictionary
A guide to understanding many of the Bush Administration's oft-used phrases. Print this out for the State of the Union and you will have no trouble following along.

Accountability: The stick that dangles the carrot of federal funding.

Affordable Healthcare: (1) Healthcare for the healthy and wealthy. (2) More taxpayer money for private health insurers.

Ally: A nation or leader which helps us but gets nothing in return. (See Tony Blair.)

American Justice: What happens to those who disagree with the Administration.

Bipartisan Support: All Republicans, plus Zell Miller (D-GA).

Bush Doctrine: â??Either you are with us, or you are with the terroristsâ?

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 2:37 pm
by Sting_Ray
Someone has a lot of time on his hands.

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 5:00 pm
by Mr. Perfect
Serving Instructions:
For best results, a liberal helping of hatred.

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 5:21 pm
by TheCops
ahahah.
i was hanging with a card carrying DFL'er and i asked her to please stop talking about politics. she stopped for a while, then started up again.

so i said "i'm sick of paying for some guy who's balls deep in everything... spraying his semen everywhere. maybe if he was reading he wouldn't be breeding."

i haven't heard from her in 5 days.
;-0

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 5:10 pm
by Testiculese
What's not to hate, Mr. Perfect? The strengthening bond of corporate criminals and political criminals? I guess you were told to think that's a good thing, huh.

What would being, or not being, a liberal change? You mean you can just pretend everything is ok, because perhaps a liberal wrote that? I see a whole lot of this list in reality when I look at our country. At what what distraction are you told to look?

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 5:25 pm
by Sting_Ray
You know you would be on the defense if the tables were turned testi.

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 5:45 pm
by Mobius
I would post something - but I think I'd get maximum flamage for doing so. So, I'll just remain silent, and thought a fool, rather than write something and remove all doubt. Image

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 6:20 pm
by Testiculese
Defense of what?

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 6:44 pm
by Poozilla
Hey!!! I'm just here to have fun Image

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 7:30 pm
by Mobius
Sorry - can't resist.

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