Intarnet Funn3h...
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 3:48 am
Never seen this one before, but I know it's been around...
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,"Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let Alone any happy birthday.
I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember...
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent...
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday!"
And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard ALL day. Let's go!" so we went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... - followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
...And I just sat there -
- on the couch -
naked.
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,"Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let Alone any happy birthday.
I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember...
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent...
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday!"
And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard ALL day. Let's go!" so we went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... - followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
...And I just sat there -
- on the couch -
naked.
