so little time, so many assholes
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 10:26 pm
Our universe is really just an experiment on attrition, stored in a box in the science lab of a school that was closed eons ago because of budget cuts or union lockouts...depends on which newspaper you read.
The whole ★■◆●ing planet is just one big battlefield scattered with tribes led by warlords with penile implants.
The club became the spear which became the axe which became the sword which became the bow which became the musket which became the artillary shell which became the bomb which became the intercontinental ballistic missile which was designed and financed by the alliance of corporations who withheld the funds and technology from your enemy so your tribe would conquer.....but only if you keep up the monthly payments and serve their soda exclusively in the cafeteria!
There is a desire by some, by many actually, to jump head first into civilization refined beyond the capability of the cultures to sustain.
For crying out loud people, look before you leap!
Political correctness, although born out of grand altruistic intentions is a prime example of how we have tried too hard to put our differences behind us instead of hammering them out into a usable medium.
We are all artificially polished, shiny but brittle, instead of being forged slowly from fire as nature knows us best.
Ghandi would be a better leader than any president or king....*if* we weren't humans.
The Dali Llama would, if we would only let him, nurture the whole world and save our spirits from doom. And Ohh, would we sing then, in such sweet global harmony....except for the fact that the soprano's in the chorus will kill you for eating with your left hand and the soloist has a garrotte around the conductors neck and the barritones have unleashed a plot to kill the orchestra...not to fear, the string section has already surrounded the place and has opened the valve on the gas so light a candle in prayer wont you?
Speaking of the church. They have issued a prayer request, please be sure you write yours on crisp new $100 dollar bills because the Pope doesn't do the lower denominations.
Meanwhile jesus, allah and Slim Whitman have all jumped into Kennedy's limo and left for Elvis' birthday party...no, they wont be coming back, they've been here, done that.
I was going to write so much more but I came to the part where I was going to mention lawyers and now I just want to go take a big ★■◆●, I guess because Shakespeare said Brevity is the sole of wit and for me, nothing spells lawyer faster than a freshly pinched loaf!
But cheer up my brothers, our tribe is winning the war on war and American Idol just renewed another five season contract!
The whole ★■◆●ing planet is just one big battlefield scattered with tribes led by warlords with penile implants.
The club became the spear which became the axe which became the sword which became the bow which became the musket which became the artillary shell which became the bomb which became the intercontinental ballistic missile which was designed and financed by the alliance of corporations who withheld the funds and technology from your enemy so your tribe would conquer.....but only if you keep up the monthly payments and serve their soda exclusively in the cafeteria!
There is a desire by some, by many actually, to jump head first into civilization refined beyond the capability of the cultures to sustain.
For crying out loud people, look before you leap!
Political correctness, although born out of grand altruistic intentions is a prime example of how we have tried too hard to put our differences behind us instead of hammering them out into a usable medium.
We are all artificially polished, shiny but brittle, instead of being forged slowly from fire as nature knows us best.
Ghandi would be a better leader than any president or king....*if* we weren't humans.
The Dali Llama would, if we would only let him, nurture the whole world and save our spirits from doom. And Ohh, would we sing then, in such sweet global harmony....except for the fact that the soprano's in the chorus will kill you for eating with your left hand and the soloist has a garrotte around the conductors neck and the barritones have unleashed a plot to kill the orchestra...not to fear, the string section has already surrounded the place and has opened the valve on the gas so light a candle in prayer wont you?
Speaking of the church. They have issued a prayer request, please be sure you write yours on crisp new $100 dollar bills because the Pope doesn't do the lower denominations.
Meanwhile jesus, allah and Slim Whitman have all jumped into Kennedy's limo and left for Elvis' birthday party...no, they wont be coming back, they've been here, done that.
I was going to write so much more but I came to the part where I was going to mention lawyers and now I just want to go take a big ★■◆●, I guess because Shakespeare said Brevity is the sole of wit and for me, nothing spells lawyer faster than a freshly pinched loaf!
But cheer up my brothers, our tribe is winning the war on war and American Idol just renewed another five season contract!
. anything you want to talk about?
