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people suck

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:47 pm
by HaAGen DaZS
just picked this up on another forum:

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333

blah.

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:54 pm
by MD-2389
Executing him would be too quick a solution. I say lock him in a room with her relatives for say....an hour or so, or until they finish with him. Whichever takes the longest. THEN kill him.

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:23 pm
by roid
blah. feed the "sports tv = past time of evil bastards" correlation, i'm all for it.

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:10 pm
by Ferno
roid wrote:blah. feed the "sports tv = past time of evil bastards" correlation, i'm all for it.
x2

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:29 pm
by Mobius
MD-2389 wrote:Executing him would be too quick a solution. I say lock him in a room with her relatives for say....an hour or so, or until they finish with him. Whichever takes the longest. THEN kill him.
I say you're a fascist, sadistic idiot. Your response drops you to a level BELOW his actions. You are quite literally, WORSE than he is. I am ever so thankful I'm not a member of your family, and will never meet you.

I wouldn't want to be in the same room as someone like you.

Punishment should never be cruel or unusual. Death is what he deserves, and it's death he'll have. No point in doing anything more than removing his genes from the gene pool.

Kneejerk reactions like this might be what the R-Complex in your brain screams for, but it's not a rational response from a supposedly enlightened human being.

It might be a sickening crime, but that's no reason to become sickening yourself. That's discredited, eye-for-and-eye, old testament bullshiat!

Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:58 pm
by DCrazy
I say you're a condescending, arrogant, haughty, self-important, self-righteous prick with an axe to grind against anyone and everyone who does not think, walk, talk, and breathe exactly like you do. I am ever so thankful I'm not a member of your family, and will never meet you.

I wouldn't want to be in the same room as someone like you.

You think you know everything and everyone else knows nothing, and that you have been endowed with the personal responsibility of enlightening everyone you come across about just how the world works. The problem is that you are so self-serving with your own bull that you've convinced yourself that you do in fact know everything, and it is therefore impossible for you to engage in discourse with any other member of the human species. In the real world, you would be ignored at best and punched square in the face at worst. Unfortunately, on the Internet you feel you have free reign to be as much of a pest as you desire. After all, you're convinced you're right, aren't you?

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:26 am
by roid
Image

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:54 am
by Gammaray
OUCH! you could cut the tension with a butterknife. would not a simple stfu mobi pic suffice?

btw roid, nice pic ;)

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:25 am
by Dedman
"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows
He was really pissed about something!!

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:27 am
by WarAdvocat
I think a mere 3 or 4 blows with a claw hammer would suffice to make ME feel better about the interruption. This guy was outta line by 1700% or more.

Therefore he definately deserves to die.

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:01 am
by JMEaT
Um... holy crap. :O

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:47 am
by HaAGen DaZS
i like the judges ruling "the interruption doesnt justify the crime" - as if to say the guy should've just slapped her one then went about his day...

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:52 am
by Plebeian
HaAGen DaZS wrote:i like the judges ruling "the interruption doesnt justify the crime" - as if to say the guy should've just slapped her one then went about his day...
Yeah, I saw that, too... as though he's saying, "Yes, she was wrong to try to pull you away from your sports, but not quite that wrong."

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:00 am
by WarAdvocat
Like I said, 3-4 swipes with that hammer would have been enough.

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:21 am
by Couver_
They have known for years most domestic violence peaks around major sporting events...


Women or the battered man should leave the house when sports are on so the Alpah partner can watch in peace!!!

(I kidd I kidd)

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:42 am
by Flabby Chick
Terrible story that. I can't watch my sport while the wife's around ever since a terrible row we had a few years ago whilst watching England v Argentina at the world cup. I go to the local bar now to act like a caveman.

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:29 am
by De Rigueur
Notice the pattern.
The sports fan gets angry and gets medieval on his wife.
MD-2389 wants the guy to suffer.
Mobius gets worked up over MD's anger and vents his own.
DCrazy follows suit.

I'll admit that restricting one's retaliations to verbal violence is not the same as resorting to physical violence, but see how easy it is to let someone to push your buttons.

And if Mobius wants to bring religion into it, let me say this. "Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, life for a life" is about prescribing a punishment that does not exceed the crime. The ancient Israelites were actually pioneers in establishing what is now called the rule of law.

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:52 pm
by MD-2389
Mobius wrote:I say you're a fascist, sadistic idiot.
And you're a ★■◆●ing hippie dipshit. Wow, that was intelligent wasn't it?
Your response drops you to a level BELOW his actions. You are quite literally, WORSE than he is. I am ever so thankful I'm not a member of your family, and will never meet you.
Umm...your point? What would you do, give him a slap on the wrist, a piece of candy and tell him not to do that ever again? :roll:
I wouldn't want to be in the same room as someone like you.
Vice versa.
Punishment should never be cruel or unusual.
See the previous response to my previous response.
Death is what he deserves, and it's death he'll have.
On that we agree.
No point in doing anything more than removing his genes from the gene pool.
And I say he should get whats coming to him. Then again, you're not going to say anything since you've made your one troll post in this thread. The only thing you're good at.
Kneejerk reactions like this might be what the R-Complex in your brain screams for, but it's not a rational response from a supposedly enlightened human being.
Mobius wrote:I say you're a fascist, sadistic idiot.
Pot, meet Mr. Kettle. Thats rather funny coming from you seeing as you do it all the damn time whenever anyone posts anything about Microsoft or IE.

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:59 pm
by Ferno
now to add a typical response:

LOL @ MD

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:13 pm
by MD-2389
Ferno wrote:now to add a typical response:

LOL @ MD
I gotta admit that it felt damn good typing all of that. ;) Giving Mobi what he deserves is good therapy! Thanks Mobi!

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:22 pm
by Duper
And with all that, I would say that this thread has aptly fullfilled it's name. :)

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:38 am
by AceCombat
Mobius wrote:
MD-2389 wrote:
I wouldn't want to be in the same room as someone like you.
Vice versa.

so leave him in a room with me for a full 24 hours. and not one second less........ additional time is optional, with no expiration.

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:55 pm
by MD-2389
AceCombat wrote:so leave him in a room with me for a full 24 hours. and not one second less........ additional time is optional, with no expiration.
I don't hate him THAT bad. ;) There are some things even I won't subject people to.

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:50 pm
by El Ka Bong
AceWonkbat,.. it would take you 24 hours ..? ..

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 1:36 am
by Vindicator
El Ka Bong wrote:AceWonkbat,.. it would take you 24 hours ..? ..
As Richard Pryor once said, anyone who claims to be able to go 8 or 9 hours is lying...

/drunk

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:17 am
by woodchip
I say ban all claw hammers.

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:25 am
by Flabby Chick
First game of the season in 45 mins, so i'm off to the bar to shout at Chelsea and Arsenal......without the wife.

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:10 am
by World War Woodi
woodchip wrote:I say ban all claw hammers.
Very nice Woody, this is the best post in this thread, ad ridiculum. Too bad some people actually believe that is the answer.

I wouldnt want him to die, I really believe that is the easy way out. I would want him to serve a true life prison sentence in a real "hard time " prison.

To me death would be better than being imprisoned forever.

I wonder why he wouldnt just walk out instead of killing her ? I mean hello? you can just leave it if you get that mad.

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:55 pm
by AceCombat
MD-2389 wrote:
AceCombat wrote:so leave him in a room with me for a full 24 hours. and not one second less........ additional time is optional, with no expiration.
I don't hate him THAT bad. ;) There are some things even I won't subject people to.
BWAHAHAH!! hey, just a thought....

id probably be worse than the death sentence..... :twisted:

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 1:31 pm
by Floyd
back to the serious topic: why did he have a claw hammer in his reaching area at all? does he need a hammer to watch TV?