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Funny bumper stick I saw today.

If you are going to ride my a$$ at least pull my hair.

Thought I would share

heh!

Best one I've seen lately is this:

"If guns kill people, then spoons made Rosie Odonel fat!"

Saw a good one on an old beater

"Don't laugh, it's paid for"

my personal favorite in the neighborhood is: "stop tectonic plates"

TheCope wrote:my personal favorite in the neighborhood is: "stop tectonic plates"

Too cerebral. Most people don't know what tectonic means.

woodchip wrote:

TheCope wrote:my personal favorite in the neighborhood is: "stop tectonic plates"

Too cerebral. Most people don't know what tectonic means.

Welcome to the point. I live in a very liberal city... most of what you see are cars littered with whine fest slogans that serve no purpose. I actually don't like bumper stickers. They are cop-outs.

Itâ??s nice to see someone making fun of bumper stickers with a bumper sticker.

â??stop tectonic platesâ?

My personal favourite is a bit country specific to New Zealand but it reads:

LAND RIGHTS FOR GAY WHALES!

My favorite thus far is:

"I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight."

"shave the whales"

(prints? bleh... i own the ORIGINAL babeh!)

JMEaT wrote:My favorite thus far is:

"I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight."

This is a rip from one of Winston Churchill's famous quotes. My favourites are

Woman: "You're Drunk".
Winston: "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "

Woman: "If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you!"
Winston: "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!"

Visualize whirled peas

Winston Churchill was a great statesman and a great guy!

The best one I'v seen lately..

"If a man speaks in the forrest and there's no women there to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

"Don't blame me I voted with the majority"

"if you can read this, you are inside firing range"

"Hang up and drive"

"Donâ??t bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind"

"Watch out for the idiot behind me"

"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips"

"Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies"

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't"

BUBBALOU wrote:"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

Man that is a classic!

"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but your abusing the privledge!"

mine are: "my other truck is a truck" and "my honor student can beat up your honor student"

I found him, I have Jesus in my trunk.

Dedman wrote:Funny bumper stick I saw today.

If you are going to ride my a$$ at least pull my hair.

Thought I would share

I saw this one as a license plate frame here in cali... my first thought was "damn she must like it rough"

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I've got one on my car that reads "practice safe sex... go f*ck yourself" I dunno why I put it on, got it at ozzfest last year for donating some change to some charity. They had a bunch but I liked that one the most

"the driver's handbook is NOT a coaster!"

Gammaray wrote:I've got one on my car that reads "practice safe sex... go f*ck yourself" I dunno why I put it on....

...prolly 'cause if your not insecure or just a regular ***hole it's actually funny.

Iceman wrote:

BUBBALOU wrote:"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

Man that is a classic!

I prefer ::1 myself.

Hooray IPv6 adoption.

my other ride is your mom

13Lucky13 wrote:my other ride is your mom

ouch

Dedman wrote:

13Lucky13 wrote:my other ride is your mom

ouch

Could have been your wife or girlfriend. (two time'n slut)

Got one for my boss a long time ago: If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport!