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GOOD ADVICE

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:03 am
by KoolBear
If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back in the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout..! run right back and make friends.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.


Merry Christmas to ALL!

KB

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:00 am
by KompresZor
Good advice indeed.
If we want to make the world a better place we have to start with ourselves. 8)

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:13 am
by DCrazy
Forgot the one important one: "Lick your balls and sniff everyone else's behind". :P

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:36 am
by Pandora
DCrazy wrote:Forgot the one important one: "Lick your balls and sniff everyone else's behind". :P
:P exactly what I was thinking...

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:22 am
by KoolBear
lol @ DC man u guys are way too fun :D

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:23 am
by DCrazy
...cause there's no-one more successful than a brown-nosing whore!

(part 2 of the joke :P)

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:33 am
by Krom
You also forgot "chase the mailman around screaming at the top of your lungs".

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:38 am
by dissent
'Take naps' is a good one.

Oh, and don't forget to pee frequently to let others know where you live. :P

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:17 pm
by fyrephlie
list is great,

you missed: pee outside, and whine a lot at someone else to let you out.

in winter, the colder it is, the longer ou take to do your business, so that the human who took you gets really cold and pissed. :O

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:52 pm
by Grendel
"Get fixed" :P

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:18 pm
by Top Gun
"Bark at someone five houses away for walking up their own damn driveway" :P

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:19 pm
by HaAGen DaZS
Practise getting what you want. Damn those big puppy-dog eyes!

Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:42 am
by roid
fucl it all and just sit there licking your balls coz it's better than watching another mind melting current affair show.